25 Ways To Make Characters Hate You
Okay, I'll HOPEFULLY get this one done… Most of you will have seen one of these before. Some of these will have repeated ideas eg. voice recordings, but they'll generally all be funny.
First up: Robin!
25 Ways To Make Robin Hate You
1. Replace his hair-gel with industrial-strength quick-dry glue.
2. Steal the Puppet Master's puppets and use them to force him to kiss Slade. (NOTE: This may help him find out who Slade is, but it's also guaranteed to make him want to kill you.)
3. Replace his wardrobe with chicken suits.
4. Give him a haircut based on Sasuke's hair (Sasuke is from the Naruto series)
5. Combine effects of #3 & #4 and call him Mr. Chicken.
6. Make a recording of Slade saying "I want to hug you, Robin" and rig it so it plays whenever Robin's in his room.
7. Replace his shampoo with said substance from #1.
8. Glue a Slade mask to his face when he's asleep.
9. Steal his mask and/or towel when he's in the shower and superglue the doors to his room and the laundry closets shut.
10. Replace his snack stash with birdseed.
11. Send him a box of pictures of him either kissing or "doing the dirty" with every other male in the series.
12. Repeat #3, but with Slade costumes.
13. Force him to watch hour upon hour of RobinSlade videos.
14. Write "DUH" in bright blue permanent ink letters on his forehead.
15. Replace all his shirts with pink tube tops.
16. Use the puppets from #2 to make him dance like a ballerina. Record results.
17. Combine #15 & #16.
18. Use the puppets to make him act like a superperv.
19. Superglue him to the wall, tape his eyes open and force him to watch 24 straight hours of Slade dirty dancing with a life-size Robin plushie.
20. Repeat #19, but superglue his mouth shut so the spew comes out his nose. (NOTE: This will happen if someone spews with their mouth closed.)
21. Force him to clean Beast Boy's room without nose-plugs or a SWAT team.
22. Put him in a straitjacket, superglue his feet to his boots and superglue his boots to the roof of Beast Boy's room.
23. Chain him to Slade's bed.
24. Chain him to Slade's bed NAKED. (NOTE: This is guaranteed to traumatize him for the rest of his life.)
25. Replace his clothes with STARFIRE'S skirts. Literally nothing else. (NOTE: If you forget to give Starfire something to wear on her lower half, this will cause severe nosebleeds and possibly strange noises from Robin's and/or Starfire's rooms.
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