EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
LISA
VS
MINTY
BEGIN

[LISA]
WELL HELLO THERE PONY TIME FOR ME TO FUCKING RAP YOU
YOUR SHOW AND SCREEN JUST MAKE ME WANNA PUKE ON YOU
THE EDUCATION IS SO BORING AND LAME
AS FOR THE SONG I CAN TELL THAT THE SAME
MY CARTOON SHOW IS MORE BETTER THAN YOURS
YOU JUST EAT SO MANY SWEET WITH BUNCH OF LITTLE WHORE
YOU CAN'T STOP ME BITCH I'M THE SMARTEST SIMPSON
YOU ARE JUST LIKE MY BROTHER WHO ALMOST RUIN CHRISTMAS

[MINTY]
OH HELLO LISA SIMPSON WELL YOU THINK I'M NOT FUN
BEING A SMARTASS MAKES YOU LOST IN THE SUN
HOMER A FATHERFUCKER AFTER ABUSING BART
I WILL FLAY YOU ALIVE AND SHOOT YOU WITH A DART
MY EDUCATION IS MORE BETTER THAN YOURS
YOU GOT VIOLENCE, PORN, SWEARS, SEX, BLOOD, AND GORE
YOUR ALLERGY IS POLLENS AND YOU WANT A PONY
IF YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH THEN GO SUCK MARGE PUSSY

[LISA]
I THINK YOU'RE CRAZY AFTER SINGING THIS SONG
WHEN I PLAY MY SAXAPHONE I WILL BLOW YOU ALONG
AS A VEGETARIAN I RECYCLE A LOT
ALL YOU DO IS PLAY AROUND TO SUCK A PONY COCK
YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN YOUR MANE IS SO UGLY
I CAN FIX YOU UP WITH MY TOOLS THAT I NEED
NO ONE WATCH YOUR SHOW GO HOME AND DIE
YOU SANG ABOUT SOCK DON'T MAKE ME CRY

[MINTY]
WELL DON'T YOU INSULT ME UNLEAST I'M BETTER THAN YOU
YOU'RE NOT SO POPULAR I WON YOU LOSE
YOUR MARK ON YOUR ASS WELL THAT IS SO SHITTY
YOU GAIN MANY WEIGHT YOU'RE GETTING OBESITY
YOU COMPLAIN A LOT AND WANT TO FIX THE TOWN
BUT IT NEVER EVEN WORK YOU JUST MAKE THE PEOPLE FROWN
SO MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS AND GET A FUCKING LIFE
I WON THIS BATTLE I JUST KILLED YOU TONIGHT

WHO WON
YOU DECIDE