EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
COSMO THE FAIRY
VS
COSMO THE SEEDRIAN
BEGIN

[COSMO THE FAIRY]
ALRIGHT COPYCATER TIME FOR ME TO FUCK YOU UP
FALL IN LOVE WITH TAILS DOESN'T MEAN YOUR FUCKING TOUGH
I THINK KNUCKLES WAS RIGHT YOU ARE DAMN EVIL
WHEN SHADOW MURDER YOU YOU'LL BE GONE YOU ASSHOLE
TEAMING UP WITH SONIC WELL SOME BITCH YOU ARE
YOUR DESTINATION PLACE IS FULL OF RETARD
I WILL USE MY WAND TO SEND YOU TO HELL
YOU'LL BE CRYING FOREVER DON'T RING THE BELL

[COSMO THE SEEDRIAN]
OKAY LITTLE COSMO LET SEE IF YOU CAN BEAT ME
WELL YOU'RE A FUCKING DUMBASS EVEN IF YOU'RE A FAIRY
ALL YOU EVER DO IS GRANT TIMMY WISH
AND YOUR WIFE WANDA IS JUST A NAGGING BITCH
YOU KEEP RAISEN IN YOUR EARS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
I JUST HOPE YOU DIE WHEN YOU'RE JIGGLY GLAND IS MALFUNCTIONING
I'M THE QUEEN OF THE SEEDRIAN I CAN KICK YOUR ASS
WANDA FLOATING WITH YOU WELL YOU'RE IN LAST CLASS

[COSMO THE FAIRY]
WELL LOOK WHO'S TALKING FLOATING WITH YOUR FRIEND TAILS
EVER SINCE HE SAVES YOUR VAGINA YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HIM FAIL
YOU TRANSFORMED TO SAVE THE WORLD BUT ALSO COMMIT SUICIDE
YOU ARE JUST LIKE SHADOW YOU'RE A BITCH OF DISGUISE
YOU THINK I'M DUMB WELL YOU ARE DAMN WRONG
THE ONLY THING YOU CAN'T DO IS SING A FUCKING SONG
I'M THE KING OF FAIRY WORLD I'M THE BEST GODPARENTS
WHEN YOU WHIMPER IN FEAR YOU'LL BE WETTING YOUR PANT

[COSMO THE SEEDRIAN]
THE KING OF FAIRY WORLD WELL DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH
THE ONLY THING YOU'RE KING OF IS KICKING SOME ASS
I HAVE MY FRIEND SONIC WHO CAN KISS YOU GOODBYE
I CAN USE THE FIRE CANNON TO BLAST YOU OUT OF THE SKY
MAYBE YOU'RE A GOOD HUSBAND BUT THEN YOU'RE A BAD ONE
THE ONLY THING YOU'RE NOT GOOD IS TAKING CARE OF YOUR SON
I DON'T NEED YOU IDIOT I'M GOING HOME
I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL NOW I WORK ALONE

WHO WON
YOU DECIDE