EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
BROCK
VS
RONNO
BEGIN

[BROCK]
OKAY FUCKING DEER TIME TO KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS
ALL THE TIME YOU BULLY BAMBI THAT IS YOUR LAST CLASS
YOU WANT TO RAPE FALINE WELL TOUGH LUCK BABY
THE ONLY THING YOU CAN'T DO IS GET SO MANY LADIES
I'M THE BEST POKE BREEDER YOU JUST SAT THERE AND WHIFF
YOU COULDN'T EVEN JUMP ACROSS A BULLSHITTED CLIFF
WHEN I PULL OUT MY POKEMON YOU WILL GET BONED
I WISH THE HUNTER CAN KILL YOU SO YOU CRY AT HOME

[RONNO]
OH LOOK WHO'S TALKING IT BROCK WHO IS LUST
GETTING SO MANY BITCHES YOU DON'T GET THAT A LOT
YOU COULDN'T EVEN ASK MISTY SHE TRAVEL WITH YOU AND ASH
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS ABOUT CHARMANDER AND STOP BEING BRASH
DAMN YOU NEGRO YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL
YOUR EYES ARE SO CRAPPY GO STAND ON A STOOL
I CAN STILL KICK SOME HOOVES RIGHT THROUGH YOUR COCK
YOU WANT TO FUCK SUZY THEN RAPE HER IN THE BOX

[BROCK]
HEY THAT IS PRETTY RASCIT YOU GIRL STEALING DEMON
YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN BAMBI BUT NOT THE PRINCE OF THE FOREST
LET ME SEE YOU FIGHT MY ZUBAT, VULPIX, GEODUDE, CHANSEY, MUDKIP
I ALSO WANNA SEE YOU DESTROY SUDOWOODO AND ONIX
MAN I'M BETTER THAN YOU THAT'S WHY I RAP JUST RIGHT
YOU COULDN'T EVEN CONTROL YOURSELF BETWEEN BAMBI IN THE FIGHT
GO FIND SOME OTHER FAWN TO HAVE SEX WITH FAGGOT
STOP PEEING AROUND YOU SON OF A BITCH

[RONNO]
WELL YOU THINK I'M SO WEAK WELL YOU ARE TOO ASSHOLE
MISTY PULLING YOUR EARS AND MAX DRAG YOUR SHIRT TO GO
YOU ALSO GOT CROGUNK WHO HIT YOU THROUGH THE PENIS
THAT'S YOUR FIRST LESSON STOP CHEATING ON GIRLS DEMON
WHEN PROFESSOR IVY IS MENTION YOU WERE SO DAMN DEPRESSED
EVEN CHANGING YOUR CLOTHES WELL I WOULD COUNT THAT BET
I JUST WON THIS BATTLE GO COOK YOURSELF SOME POISON
GO COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE YOU LOSE I WIN

WHO WON
YOU DECIDE