"AHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Tee-Heh!" Deidara giggled. "I love the screams!" He swung himself up out of his bed and skipped across the room.

"Fag." Sasori threw a well aimed shoe. It hit Deidara in the side of the head, plowing him into the wall. "Don't giggle if you can't do it right!"

"MOI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"SHUT UP ITACHI" Nine voices roared simultaneously.

"YOUR ALL DOOMED!" He screeched back.

Pein slammed open the door to his room and ran out into the hallway. His left eye was twitching like a mongoose. Yeah, a mongoose.

"I MADE BLUEBERRY YUM YUM!" He shouted.

"WHOOOOOOO!" Eight other people burst out of rooms along the hall and ran for the kitchen. Inside, they all screamed profanities at one another and for for the last bowl of honey-nut cheerios.

All of a sudden, Tobi walked into the room with his Ipod touch. He was bobbing his head and screaming the lyrics quite loudly, and quite badly.

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe

Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock

Super Man Dat Hoe

Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop

Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock

Jocking On Them Haterz Man

When I Do Dat Soulja Boy

I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat thing

(Now Yua!)

I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass

And If We Get The Fightin

Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch ass

You Catch Me At Yo Local Party

Yes I Crank It Everyday

Haterz Get Mad Cuz

"I got me some bathin' apes!"

Hidan and Kazuku put their hands over their ears and screamed at the same time. Tears streamed from their puffy eyes covered in mascara.

"FINE! FINNNNEEEE!" Hidan yelled. "i DID IT! I BROKE ZETSU'S MING VASE! I SCREWED KISAME'S BROAD! I STOLE THE MONEY!"

Kazuku (also crying) shook his head and screeched.

"I...love...all you...bastards!"

Konan reached the cheerios.

"HaHa! Die you bitches!" The clock on the wall chimed eight, and they all froze.

"Art is a blast.

"...Deidara? Have I told you you look sexy in pink?"