Info: I've wanted to write a cute story about the Uzumaki twins ever since I saw THE cutest fanart of them. But I'm a total sucker for NaruSasu so of course that will be part of this story too~
I apologize in advance for any spelling mistakes or grammar stuff, but if I feel it's better that I get this up and risk some grammatical flaws that I can change later rather than postponing it and ending up never posting it (coz I'm lazy) Anyway, I hope you find it entertaining. And reviews are always appreciated =D

Background: This is AU, our world, high school. Inspired by the Naruto shippuuden movie "Road to Ninja". Naruto, Sasuke, Memna and the rest are just entering their final year in high school. And the rest will be explained as the story goes on.

Pairing: Naruto X Sasuke ...might add secondary pairing in future chapters

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, they belong to Masashi Kishimoto. I've only borrowed them for my own amusement. No profit is being made form this.

The Uzumaki Twins – chapter 1

"Hey Memna!" Sasuke called to the raven haired boy. "Heard your brother's moving back to town. That true?"

Memna, who was quite busy leaving a box of laxative enhanced chocolates in an "enemy's" locker, looked up at his best friend and gave a sigh "Seems like." he said simply and continued what he was doing "Apparently studding abroad wasn't all that it was made out to be, so he's coming back home for the senior year."

"Wow, got to be weird" Sasuke said and rubbed the back of his neck absently, looking over his shoulder slightly when he heard a familiar giggling, indicating his fangirls we're far away. "You two haven't spoken for three year right?"

"Four this summer" Memna corrected and stood up"I mean it's not like we've been ignoring each other on purpose. We wrote in the beginning, even talked on skype a bit, but then time just flew by and we both had our different lives, it's not like-

"Sasuke-kun!~"

They were interrupted by a pretty looking blond with a skirt far too short, and a pink haired girl with her blouse unbuttoned one button too much.

"Seems our time's up" Memna said with a grin, looking between his friend and the girls making their way over to the two raven haired boys "Why do you keep flirting with them anyhow? It's not like you care about them."

"Now, now Memna. Be quiet, you don't want to make them mad do you?" Sasuke grinned back devilishly. Memna was right though. Sasuke had no real interest in them. No serious interest anyhow. They we're just a way to pass his time. Although he did like the attention. At least there was one thing he was better at than his brother. Picking up girls.

"Well see ya later, prince charming~" Memna mocked his friend with grin as he trailed off, leaving Sasuke with his heard on fangirls. He himself had never cared for those kinds of girls. Truthfully they annoyed the hell out of him and he had no idea how Sasuke put up with it. Or why he fueled the fire. But hey, they both had their wired little games. Of course, Memna was the only one who knew it was a game. Those shallow girls had no idea of Sasuke's true nature. But as long as Sasuke kept Memna's prank secrets, he'd keep Sasuke's. It was an agreement they'd made long ago.

Memna left school early, skipping the last class. He wanted to get home and see his big brother. They hadn't talked for years and despise himself Memna found himself missing him. They'd been really close as kids. Which wasn't that strange, they were twins after all, and they'd both been a little odd growing up. Been teased and looked down on. But no matter how hard times had gotten, they had always had each other.

That until Naruto suddenly announced he was leaving to study abroad.

But he was finally coming home. Memna wasn't one to keep grudges. Life was far too short for that, so if his brother was still his old self and wanted to just start over, he too was willing to forget the past.

The raven was surprised to find his father home when he entered the Uzumaki family estate. They all had their mothers last name. Even his father had change his to hers when they'd married. It was quit unusual. But his mother was from a quit noble clan after all, and while his father was quite a gifted individual and had even managed to get himself elected as mayor, he did not come from a wealthy nor important family, and had there for chosen the more prestigious name of Uzumaki.

"Strange to see you home this early dad" Memna said as he took of his shoes and setting them down next to the door. His father was a bit of a workaholic and even though he as a good father, he'd never been around much.

"Well your brother's coming home today, so I thought I'd greet him" His father explained "Your mother is picking him up at the airport as we speak. They should be here in 20 minute or so. How about we make some snacks for them while we wait alright?" Minato suggested but didn't wait for his son to reply before heading to the kitchen. Memna followed him and stared heating up some water and looking through the cabinet for what he hoped his brother still liked.

"What are you doing?" his father ask him and stopped what he was doing for a minute.

"Ramen" was Memnas only reply. And his father only smiled. He hadn't expected Memna to care too much about Naruto's homecoming, seeing as the boy hadn't spoken of his brother much at all the last few years. But maybe he'd just not wanted to let on.

A while later, just as Memna was done setting the bowls down on the table, he heard the distant sound of the front door unlock and open. For a second he was about to run over to the door, but stopped himself. Naruto might not be as happy about this homecoming as Memna was, no need to seem needy. So instead he sat down at the table, waiting patiently. And before long a blond head with blue eyes, and whisker-like birthmarks on his chins that matched his own popped up in the open doorway.

"Memna!" The blond shouted and ran over to his little brother and hugged his tightly "How are you? You look good! Have your hair gotten longer? Wow this is so weird, feels like no time at all! I missed ya' little brother!" Naruto spoke quickly and ruffled his brothers hair, then took a step back when Memna pushed at his shoulders, indicating he wanted some space.

"Good to see you too" The raven answered calmly. On the inside though he was just as exited as Naruto was. Time seemed to have returned to the way it was before Naruto left. He seemed exactly the same and Memna was a little happier then he'd like to admit. He had been afraid Naruto would have changed while he was a way. But it was apparent now that he was very much the same. And he was very glad to have his big brother back.

"That's all I get? Oh come on! You missed me too didn't you?" Naruto grinned and playfully punched Memna's shoulder, then hugging him again. And Memna couldn't help but smile back. He had indeed missed his brother.

The rest of the day was one big family reunion filled with fun stories of Naruto's time away. The friends he'd made and the classes he'd taken. The weird literature teacher & author, that seemed determined to incorporate the adult romans novels "Make out paradise" into the reading criteria at the school and how he'd gotten a hand full by the principle every time. Quickly earning him the nickname pervy-sage. No on new where the sage part came from, but it sounded good, so who cared.

Naruto and Memna stayed up late, chatting and laughing and ended up only getting a few hours of sleep before they had to get up and head to school. Naruto had missed the first half of the first week so he had to run around to all the different teachers first thing at school while Memna attended his classes as usual. They'd decided to meet up for lunch later at least and maybe then they could sort out their schedules and see if they had any combined classes.

The news of the new kid spread fast and even faster spread the news that he was another Uzumaki and Memna found himself overrun by people wanting the inside scoop. God! he hated people. That way he and his brother were quit the opposite. Naruto had always wanted to belong, to have lots of friends and be recognize. Memna on the other had was quit happy just blending into the background where he could play his pranks with no one finding out. He had a few close friends, like Sasuke. But other than that he really didn't need much more.

"How was the family reunion?" Memna heard the familiar voice of his best friend ask as he lay on the roof of the schools main building, trying to hide from the mob of curious school kids.

"It was great! He hasn't changed at all" Memna grinned. Not feeling like he needed to hide his excitement and happiness from his friend. "I just wish every one at this school would just back of and leave us be" he grunted and sat up, moving to lean against the fence surrounding the roof instead. Sasuke joining him.

"What? Afraid someone's gonna steal your dear brother way from ya'?" Sasuke asked. It was more of a joke really, but the blush on his friends face and the pout he made, told him he'd been right on the money. Sasuke hadn't gotten to know Memna until Naruto had already left, and the raven had never seemed to be that hooked up on his brother, but maybe he'd just been hiding it. Well, if anyone could understand the bond between brothers, it was Sasuke.

"Hey sorry man. Didn't mean to be mean" Sasuke apologized. He remembered the first time Itachi had gotten a girlfriend and how he embarrassingly enough, had tried to sabotage it. He hadn't spoken to Itachi for days either, and he'd felt so ashamed of it after they broke up that he couldn't look his brother in the eyes for a month.

"You weren't." Memna began "I just want a moment with him myself before he goes and becomes friends with everyone ...and forgets I'm here." he pouted slightly, then cursing himself for the reaction. "Gah! I am not gonna be some clingy little brother! So what if he makes friends? I have friends too! I got you! And I got Seigutsu and Karin ...though she's annoying" he added mumbling "and Jugo! That's more than enough!"

Sasuke made a chuckle as he listened, keeping his eyes on the sky and head tilted up "Yah, guess that's something."

"There you are!" Naruto appeared from around the corner, pointing his hand at Memna. "We were suppose to meet for lunch but you never showed! I'm starting to feel abandoned here little brother" Naruto said then took a quick look at the boy next to his brother "Or am I interrupting something?" his face slowly turned to a mischievous grin "Is that your boyfriend maybe?" he teased

Sasuke had been busy studding the clouds but the loud blond that had suddenly appeased drew his attention way. He lifted an eye brow at the boyfriend notion but otherwise made no attempt at counter the statement. He didn't care much what this guys thought anyhow. And if Memna waned to correct him, that was his bruises.

"Wah-what?" Memna blushed and stood up "Of course he isn't!"

That reaction only earned him a wider grin from his brother who casually straddled over to them "Oh really? You're getting awfully defensive if it ain't true~" Naruto continued to tease

"I... I just don't like people accusing me of things that aren't true. I'm not gay." Memna tried to explain. Making himself calm down some.

"I wasn't accusing you of anything. Beside it's not that far of a stretch. Homosexuality is genetically after all" the blond continued "And he's cute" he looked at Sasuke who looked back at him, raising an eye brow again, and maybe showing a bit more interest in were this conversation was heading now.

"So you're saying because you're gay, your brother is too?" Sasuke asked Naruto and locked eyes with him.

"I am not!" Memna started protesting, but then it hit him what Naruto had just admitted to. His brother was.. gay?

"Well you two are up here all alone, looking kinda friendly, it's not that far of a stretch." Naruto explained to Sasuke, rubbing the back of his head a bit nervously and glancing at his brother. He hadn't really planed on coming out to him like this ..or at all. And judging by the way Memna was staring at him with an open mouth, here and now might not have been the best way to do it.

"You're.. gay?" Memna repeated

Naruto, ones again rubbing the back of his head somewhat nervously answered him with "Well.. yah, kinda" and tried a smile.

"How? Since when?" Memna asked. Still having a hard time rapping his head around it

"Well.. since forever I think. But I've only been sure for a about two years now."

"Two years?" Memna said in slight shock "and this isn't the kind of thing you might thought to mention to your one and only brother?"

"Well, it wasn't like we were talking much at the time. And calling you up and just saying, oh btw I'm gay. Might not have been the best ice breaker"

"Well..! Ok. But.. still! You should have told me" Memna muttered, crossing his arms in front of his chest

"I just did" Naruto said softly with a small smile

After followed an awkward silence that was only interrupted by Sasuke standing up and walking over to the blond

"Hi" he reach out his hand "I'm Sasuke. Not your brother's boyfriend, but just a friend"

"best friend" Memna's voice came from behind the Uchiha and Sasuke corrected himself as he took Naruto's hand to shake it "best friend"

"Nice to meet you too. I'm Naruto. Your best friend's older brother"

"You know you don't have to keep saying older brother. You're just 3 minutes older, doesn't hardly count" Memna muttered, suddenly feeling much smaller than the to boys standing some distance in front of him.

"How are you finding your first day at our school?" Sasuke proceeded to ask Naruto while ignoring his friends comment.

"It's great! Everyone's really nice! ...Kinda clingy and overly curious though. But I can deal" Naruto smiled at the raven. Holding his hand still.

"Good. Well if you need any help getting them off your tail, just let me know" Sasuke said with a charming smile and gave Naruto a knowing look before letting go of his hand.

"I'll keep that in mind" Naruto winked in return. And then the two males continued to talk about classes and such while Memna suddenly realized he'd been forgotten.

He looked at his brother talking with Sasuke like it was the mot natural thing in the world. When he himself had spent months trying to get the guy to talk to him. Sasuke didn't open up easily and he didn't like new people. Unless of course he was picking up a girl. Then he could be really friendly and damned charming. Talking easily to people and chatting like he'd known them forever.

And then it hit him. Sasuke was hitting on his brother. SASUKE was hitting on his BROTHER!

Memna knew Sasuke had an interest in both men and women but somehow always chose to pick up the girls. When he'd asked him about that about a year back he'd answered with that he preferred girls for fun, but if he was ever going to get serious with someone it would most likely be a boy. Memna had never seen him taking any such interest in another boy though.

Until now.

He couldn't believe what he was seeing! There they stood, chatting like it was completely normal. Like it was ok to just ignore him and flirt with each other. He heard a soft laughter from Sasuke, the kind he used when he was talking to the girls, and then Naruto had the nerve to reach out his hand and brush some of Sasuke's hair away from his face. This was his Sasuke! His friend! Naruto had no right touching him like that. And no, he had no such feelings for Sasuke. Memna was pretty damned sure he was as straight as an uncooked spaghetti straw, but Naruto couldn't just stomp back into his life after 4 years and take his best friend away from him the very first thing he did! And Sasuke... How did he have the nerve to hit on his best friends brother? Were there a bro-code that said friends siblings were off limits?

This was NOT happening!

Sasuke was his best friend. And Naruto was his brother. There was no way in hell he was going to let this happen!

It was sabotage time!