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Can you believe it? I did it! I wrote the sequel!


Title: The Day Mary Sue Entered Fanfics

Genre: Humor/Parody

Rating: T (this one will be lighter on cussing though)

Summary: Parody of Wicked. There's a new girl in the fandom named Mary Sue and that spells trouble for the Bohos. She falls for Roger and will stop at nothing to get him to love her back. Sequel to The Day Roger Quit Fanfics.


Notes:

That's right, folks.

This one's a parody of Wicked.

:) I had fun. I hope you enjoy it.


(We see that we are in a strange world, most certainly not the fandom we know and love. Discarded and unloved fads and trends in the fandom lay to waste here. Before we can ponder anything, a crowd of very demonic-looking plot bunnies come forth. They have been rejected and abandoned, and have gone completely insane in their neglect. They foam at the mouth as they sing.)

PLOT BUNNIES:

(excitedly) GOOD NEWS, SHE'S HERE!

OUR BELOVED MARY SUE IS HERE!

THE MARYEST SUE THERE EVER WAS,

WHERE SHE BELONGS AT LAST BECAUSE,

SHE'S HERE! GOOD NEWS! GOOD NEWS!

BUNNY:

(almost as if entranced by the thought of Mary Sue, maybe because they are)

Look, it's Mary!!

(It is then that we are horrified to see Mary Sue appear. She is a blushing blonde, with makeup caked on her face like frosting on a cake and with boobs the size of Mount Kilamanjaro. She curtsies and sends a sickening smile to the Bunnies.)

MARY SUE:

It's good to see me, isn't it? (Bunnies Agree)

Oh, of course it is! I'm Mary Sue!

(in a way too perky, grotesque voice)

Hello everyone!

LET ME BE LOVED,

LET ME BE WORSHIPPED,

LET ME RECOVER FROM BEING PAINFULLY SUBDUED,

BY FANFIC CHARACTERS AND AUTHORS TOO!

IT'S AWFUL NICE TO KNOW

THAT I CAN STILL BELONG HERE

THE TRUTH IS I'M FULL OF CHEER

AND THO' ONCE SAD!

I CAN BE GLAD!

BUNNY:

Mary! What were things like in the fandoms?

MARY SUE:

Well, there has been much tumult and rebellion... in the RENT section, mostly... but let me set the record straight. According to the admins, the fanfic characters were already unhappy before I arrived. Therefore, their suffering was not a direct result of my arrival into the fandom. Yet, cast away, your beloved Mary Sue is here!

BUNNY:

NO ONE CARES FOR US NOW!

BUNNY:

NO ONE WISHES WE'LL RETURN!

BUNNY:

WE'RE AFRAID OUR FATE IS RATHER GRAVE!

BUNNY:

THE GOOD FAN SCORNS ALL US NOW!

BUNNY:

THROUGH THEIR TIMES THE AUTHORS LEARN!

BUNNY:

WHAT WE DO TO FANDOMS WHEN WE MISBEHAVE!

MARY SUE:

AND WELL OF COURSE

WE'LL BE KIND OF LONELY

BUT OF COURSE

THEY ARE JUST AS ALONE

SEE, OF COURSE, IN THE FANDOM

IT'S THE AUTHORS

AND THEM ALONE.

BUNNY:

YES, OF COURSE

THEY'RE IN THE AUTHOR'S HANDS NOW

AND OF COURSE

REMEMBER IN THE PAST

NOTHING GOOD FOR THE FANFIC CHARACTERS

THEY REAP ONLY

FICS THAT SUCK ASS!

BUNNY:

Mary Sue, why did they throw you out of the fandom?

MARY SUE:

That's a good question; I guess that many people find me annoying. But was the fandom already doomed, or did I make things bad by coming upon them? After all, I tried my hardest. I had many fics, which just happened to be featuring one of the main RENT characters...

AUTHOR:

I've got a new Mary Sue fic, dear.

MARY SUE:

His name was Roger, and boy, was he cute...

ROGER:

GOD, I HATE THESE STUPID OC FANFICS!

MARY SUE:

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FALL IN LOVE IN JUST ONE NIGHT!

ROGER:

BUT MY MIMI'S HERE, IN MY HEART

WHILE SHE'S OUT OF MY SIGHT!

(Roger sighs heavily. The readers can easily assume that everyone is pretty much still just as unhappy in the Somewhere Place.)

MARY SUE:

And like all fanfics, they had their cliches.

ROGER:

(looking as if he's about to be sick)

WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK, LITTLE BLOND CUTIE?

I'VE GOT TWO DEAD GIRLFRIENDS UNDER MY BELT,

SO I'M READY FOR YOU, MY LITTLE HONEY...

ESPECIALLY SINCE YOUR YOUNG, HOT, AND YOU HAVE MONEY!

I'LL FORGET THAT STUPID UGLY MIMI LADY,

AND FOR YOU, I'LL MELT!

MARY SUE:

And of course, from the moment I showed up in the RENT fandom, I was treated... well, different!

AUTHOR:

AHHH!! It's published!

READERS:

Now?

AUTHOR:

My fanfic's published!

READERS:

Oh, wow!

AUTHOR:

I WROTE ROMANCE!

READERS:

IN ROGER'S PANTS!

AUTHOR AND READERS:

IT'S A LOVELY, PERFECT, OC FANFIC...

(Readers scream)

AUTHOR:

What is it? What's wrong?

READERS:

HOW CAN IT BE?

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

IT'S DISGUSTING!

LIKE DOGGY POO!

LIKE A CURSE BROUGHT BY THE DEVIL,

YOUR FIC CONTAINS AN AWFUL MARY SUE!!

READERS:

We'll flame it now... flaming it now!!

MARY SUE:

So you see, it couldn't have been easy for me!

BUNNIES:

NO ONE RESPECTS MARY!

NOW AT LAST, SHE'S HERE FOR GOOD!

NOW AT LAST THERE'S REGULAR OCS!

AND OF COURSE

WE KNOW THE AUTHORS DIG IT

YES OF COURSE, THEY DON'T MISS OUR MARY! AND OF COURSE

THEY MISTREATED HER, ESPECIALLY MIIIMIIIII.

NO ONE MISSES MARY (GOOD NEWS)

THEY WON'T MISS OUR MARY (GOOD NEWS)

THEY HATE MARY SUE...!

MARY SUE!

MARY SUE!!

MARY SUE:

Well, it was still good fun! But as you can imagine, I feel very badly misunderstood, what with never being accepted or loved. So, if you are ready to accept me into your world...

BUNNY:

Mary, is it true you got a boyfriend?

(BUNNIES Gasp)

MARY SUE:

Well, I... you see... um... yes... and no.

(Louder Gasps)

MARY SUE:

Well, it depends on what you mean by "boyfriend". (She sits down to tell the story). I did meet a boy…. and we were together in some fics.

(Then it fades to black, flashing back to Mary Sue's arrival into Fanfics, where our story begins. If you didn't pick up on that before, you must have not read the title, sillies.)

AUTHORS:

O, ROMANCE, DRAMA AND HUMOR FICS

CANON, SLASH AND HET.

WHEN BORED AND DULL OUR FEELINGS ARE

WE SHALL REMEMBER SOLACE ISN'T FAR

ON OUR SITE CALLED FANFICTION DOT NET (DOT NET)

OUR SITE CALLED... FANFICTION DOT NETTTTTT.

MARY SUE:

(enters fandom, carrying a ridiculous amount of pink and purple luggage.)

PHEW!

(She looks around for a moment, seemingly liking her new surroundings. It is then that we see two figures enter. Roger, the beloved character of our last tale strides in, Mimi on his arm. They are smiling, but the audience gets the feeling that the fandom is still less than satisfactory... and may be about to get worse. Roger and Mimi stop, noticing Mary Sue. Bewildered, they share a glance, and then stare back at the smiling blond.)

MARY SUE:

What?! What are you looking at?

Oh, does my beauty shock you?

Okay, let's get this over with.

No, I'm not an angel.

Yes, I'm a natural blond.

And no, I'm not currently in a relationship.

MIMI:

(sounding worried) Roger...!

MARY SUE:

Oh, this is my creator.

(Motions to random really annoying fangirl nearby)

As you can see, I'm a new OC on the site.

MIMI:

(as Roger blinks rapidly, whispers) Roger, stop gawking at her! (Roger shakes his head, dizzy from all the pink.) (she introduces herself) I'm Mimi. One of the canon characters.

MARY SUE:

(nonchalantly in snotty voice) Yes, I know, the stripper chick.

ROGER:

(looking angry)

My precious little Mimi's not a whore, if that's what you think.

REALLY ANNOYING FANGIRL:

Now, Mary... (She begins to type on a keyboard.)

ROGER:

(heaving a sigh)

As benefits the future of our fandom, I suppose I'll introduce myself.

I'm Roger. And um... goodbye.

(He hastens away, obviously unnerved by Mary. Mary watches as he pecks Mimi's lips quickly and dashes off.)

REALLY ANNOYING FANGIRL:

(thinking as she types) Mary...

MIMI:

Well that was pretty good, considering Roger's not the most people-oriented person. And yes, you are right, I'm the stripper chick! (We sense a bit of bitterness toward Mary in her tone)

(FUZZY BRA GIRL enters)

FUZZY BRA GIRL:

(reading off an index card) Welcome to the fandom! I am Fuzzy Bra Girl, minor character here, in the RENT world. And whether you're here to bang Collins post-Angel, be a new lover for Maureen, or something else entirely, I know I speak for my fellow characters when I say we are happy to see fresh faces here in the fandom. We hope it'll clean up the place. Now, regarding the Somewhere Place...

(Mimi raises a hand up meekly.)

FUZZY BRA GIRL:

Oh yes, Mimi, you can show her around and take her back to the Somewhere Place.

MIMI:

Oh, Fuzzy, actually I was going to offer that... but I'm due for a RogerMimi romance fic in a few minutes... (noticing the glare she is getting from Mary and the Fangirl.) But you can meet up with both of us there afterward, Mary!

MARY SUE:

(bubbly) How good of you! You are so good!

MIMI:

(a bit put off, whispers) No I'm not!

FUZZY BRA GIRL:

(hearing her) Yes you are!

MARY SUE:

Okay, thanks, Mimi! (swishes her hair.)

FUZZY BRA GIRL:

Do you have any questions, Mary?

MARY SUE:

Yes, you see, I am Mary Sue of the OCs... I've applied to be involved in new fanfics, and indeed that is my sole purpose of being here; to make the fandom better. Perhaps you can see my beauty, my awesomeness, my talent, and my perfection?

FUZZY BRA GIRL:

(as if under a spell, maybe because she is?) Yes... However, I do not think your transition into the fandom will be easy should you go about waving such words in people's faces, Mary. Unless of course, something special happens.

MARY SUE:

(points to Fangirl who is typing a fic) Well, exactly!

MIMI:

We hadn't heard about you coming.

What room in the Somewhere Place are you staying?

FUZZY BRA GIRL:

Yes, yes, of course! Oh, you must stay with Mimi, Miss Sue, since you two are already off to a great start. What a wonderful friendship I sense! (hears Mimi snort) ... did you meet Roger, Mary?

MIMI:

(cutting in) Yes, she did. She sure did. Can I go now?

FUZZY BRA GIRL:

Yes, yes, I'm sure you're very anxious to get to your boyfriend. I'll handle things with our newcomer until you get back. Let me go make sure they've got you a bed and things! (runs off as Mimi eagerly strides away.)

MARY SUE:

Boyfriend? (realizing) He's not single...

REALLY ANNOYING FANGIRL:

I don't seem to see the problem. Oh, well, a bit of a hassle, but do not fret! We'll find a way for you to be together.

MARY SUE:

Y'know, I don't think Mimi likes me much. She was nice, I guess, but...

REALLY ANNOYING FANGIRL:

That's so unfair!

MARK:

(walking in) Hello, did I miss something? (blinded by pink)

MARY SUE:

(moodily) Did you?

REALLY ANNOYING FANGIRL:

(dreamily eyeing Mark) Hi, there.

MARK:

(guessing what's up) Oh, which one of you is the author and which is the OC?

MARY SUE:

I'm the OC.

MARK:

(whispers) That's what I was afraid of.

(louder) How awesome for you!

REALLY ANNOYING FANGIRL:

(drooling on the floor and staring at Mark) What?

MARK:

So are you sharing a room with Mimi?

REALLY ANNOYING FANGIRL:

(still drooling) Huh?

MARY SUE:

Your... ahem, Fuzzy Bra Girl made it clear that Mimi was the best choice for my roommate. Still, I thought it would be Roger sharing her room, not me.

REALLY ANNOYING FANGIRL:

(tears eyes from Mark) But, Mary, are they really a couple or are they just boyfriend and girlfriend in fics?

MARK:

They're for real. Oh, and there's several dormitories in each room, so...

MARY SUE:

Oh well then...

MARK:

(glancing at the time) I've got to go!!

(Mark waves and exits. The Fangirl squeals.)

REALLY ANNOYING FANGIRL:

Wasn't he adorable?

MARY SUE:

(glowering) No, I much prefer Mimi's boy toy.

REALLY ANNOYING FANGIRL:

Roger?

MARY SUE:

Come on, you've written OC fics before. Kill Mimi off and write me in as Roger's girl. And quit dreaming about that geeky Mark!

REALLY ANNOYING FANGIRL:

Uh... oh, I've got a thing for the dorks... I'm sorry, Mary.

MARY SUE:

So? What'll we do?! You're writing me a fic now, right?! Have you even considered who you're pairing me with?

REALLY ANNOYING FANGIRL:

(taking the hint) Roger?

MARY SUE:

(evilly and excitedly) I shall get him to fall for me by being with him in a fanfic, and steal him from Mimi.

REALLY ANNOYING FANGIRL:

Ok...?

MARY SUE:

Oh, dear Fangirl...

MANY FICS, I HAVE BEEN IN

SOME WERE GOOD,

BUT MOST WERE NOT

BUT I PREDICT MY LUCK'S

ABOUT TO TURN

'CAUSE THIS ROGER GUY IS HOT!

OH PLEASE, MY DEAR,

PLEASE WRITE A FANFIC FOR ME

ONE FULL OF ROGER ROMANCE

WITH WRITING TALENT LIKE YOURS,

DEAR, I WILL GET IN ROGER'S PANTS!

YES, I KNOW I'M SUCH A WHORE,

WERE YOU EXPECTING MUCH MORE?

REALLY ANNOYING FANGIRL:

I don't know how to begin...!

MARY SUE:

Oh, come now dearest. (she giggles)

REALLY ANNOYING FANGIRL:

(hesitant) This will just get flames from RogerMimi fangirls.

MARY SUE:

Not if we convert them to RogerMarySue fangirls!!

I KNOW JUST WHAT CAN HAPPEN

I'LL NO LONGER BE MISUNDERSTOOD

THIS WHORISHNESS I'VE WHORED IN FICS BEFORE

IS MY TALENT THAT COULD

HELP ME SNATCH UP ROGER

IF I WHORE GOOD

SO I'LL WHORE GOOD.

WHEN WE'RE IN THE FANFIC,

ONCE YOU WRITE IT WELL,

WHEN I'M IN THE FANFIC,

I'LL SEND ROGERMIMI TO HELL!

AND WITH ALL MY SKANKY SKILLS

DEAR LITTLE ROGER WILL BE BLINDED

FOR YOU SEE, MY ROGER'S NOT DUMB!

ALL IT TAKES IS TO BE OPEN-MINDED, YES!

HE'LL SAY TO ME "I SEE WHO YOU TRULY ARE,

I DON'T BELIEVE ALL THE RUMORS AND LIES"

AND THAT'S HOW WE'LL BEGIN,

ROGER AND I!

ONCE I'M WITH MY ROGER,

THE WHOLE FANDOM WILL CHANGE,

'CUZ MIMI WON'T BE WITH ROGER

AND NO ONE WILL FIND THAT STRANGE

NO FANGIRL WILL OBJECT OR MOAN,

AND THO' MIMI WILL BE PISSED,

ALL OF THE FANDOM WILL LOVE ME

WHEN BY DEAR ROGER, I AM KISSED!

AND THIS FIC WILL BE GREAT

THE BEST OF THE BEST

IT'LL MAKE SAPPY ROMANCE FANS CRY!

WHEN WE ARE HAND IN HAND,

ROGER AND I

AND ONE DAY HE'LL SAY TO ME, "MARY SUE,

NEXT TO MIMI YOU'RE SO SUPERIOR,

SHOULDN'T A GIRL WHO'S SO MODELESQUE

SHOW THAT'S SHE'S NOT INFERIOR?

AND SINCE I WILL MOST CERTAINLY AGREE

THE NEXT THING ROGGIE WILL SAY TO ME:

"OH, MY BELOVED MARY SUE,

I WANT TO MARRY YOU!"

AND OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT IS MEANT TO BE

"OH, YOU'RE SO HOT!" I'LL REPLY

OH, WHAT A PAIR WE'LL BE

ROGER AND I

ALL THE FANDOM WILL SEE...

ROGER AND... eyes cloud over dreamily

HE'S MINE, ROGER DAVIS IS... ALL MINE!

AND I'VE JUST HAD A VISION,

ALMOST LIKE A PROPHECY

OH YES!

RIGHT NOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY

AND TRUE, IT'S A LITTLE HAZY

BUT I SWEAR SOME DAY THERE'LL BE

A MOB OF FANGIRLS SCREAMING MY NAME

AND WANTING NOTHING TO DO

WITH MIMIIIIIIIII!

AND I'LL STAND THERE WITH MY ROGER

FEELING TRIUMPH AND TRUE LOVE

THIS IS HOW THIS FANDOM

CAN TRULY RISE ABOVE!

AND SO IT WILL BE FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES

ALL BECAUSE I WAS OH SO SLY

ON ROGERMARY FICS THEY'LL FEAST!

THERE'LL BE FIFTY THOUSAND AT LEAST

AND ROGER WILL BE MY SEXY BEAST!

OH, ROGER...

AND I!!


(Some time has obviously passed. We are now in the Somewhere Place. We see Mimi, obviously angry, glaring at Mary Sue, who is wearing an innocent smile. Mimi sighs furiously and looks away. It is then that Roger walks in after a fanfic. He looks around, surprised to see Mary and also sensing the tension between the girls. Then, they both look up and brighten at the sight of him.)

MIMI:

Roger, baby, I really missed you ... (hugs)

MARY SUE:

(chirps awkwardly) Hello, Roger.

BOTH:

THERE'S BEEN NEW DEVELOPMENTS

IN ROOMING HERE, YOU SEE.

MIMI:

(laughing in relief)

BUT, OF COURSE, I'M STILL IN YOUR ROOM...

MARY SUE:

BUT, OF COURSE,

I'M JUST ADJACENT...

(They stare at Roger, waiting for his reaction to this.)

ROGER:

(quietly, to himself)

I REALLY DON'T KNOW

HOW I SHOULD RESPOND...

(louder) I see... that

THERE'S BEEN NEW DEVELOPMENTS

AND OUR NEW DORM MATE IS...

MARY SUE:

UNUSUALLY, AND EXCEEDLINGLY

BEAUTIFUL AND ALTOGETHER QUITE

INTOXICATING PRETTY...?

MIMI:

(laughing tensely) Blonde.

(The readers realize that Mimi has figured out that Mary Sue is flirting with her Roger. They gasp and wait for a catfight. Roger seems to sense this too, and scared, he clears his throat awkwardly, makes up an excuse, and leaves.)

MARY SUE:

(fake sadness)

WHY'S EVERYBODY TREATING ME

WEIRD 'CAUSE I'M NEW?

MIMI:

(frowning)

HEY LISTEN, MARY,

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO!

MARY SUE:

I'M MAKING FRIENDS...

MIMI:

YOU'RE BEING SLUTTY...!

MARY SUE:

JUST MAKING FRIENDS...

MIMI:

(suddenly yells)

NO, YOU'RE BEING SLUTTY!

SLUTTIER THAN SLUT,

FLAUNTING YOUR BUTT!

YES...

YOU'RE FLIRTING!

YOU LOVE MY BOYFRIEND AND YOU'RE FLIRTING!

MARY:

(smiling, thinking of him)

I LOVE HIS FACE!

MIMI:

(as if trying to top her)

... HIS VOICE!

MARY SUE:

(admits) I'M FLIRTING

MIMI:

LET ME JUST SAY...

IT'LL NEVER WORK!

EVERYONE WILL THINK YOU ARE JERK

THE THOUGHT OF IT

MAKES ME WANT TO SMIRK

SO YOU CAN KEEP ON FLIRTING

THERE'S A STRANGE HUMOROUSNESS

IN YOU DREAMING ABOUT HIS KISS

IT'S SO DUMB, SO WRONG!

THOUGH, I DO ADMIT

YOU'RE PRETTY CUTE,

I BELIEVE THAT POINT

IS RATHER MUTE!

AND YOU'LL ONLY BE FLIRTING,

FLIRTING WITH HIM

YOUR WHOLE LIFE LONG!

MAUREEN:

(enters and chimes in)

MIMI, HONEY, YOU ARE WAY TOO NICE!

SHE HIT ON ROGER, MAKE HER PAY THE PRICE!

SHE'S A WHOREBAG! SHE'S A SLUTFACE!

ROGER'S YOURS AND YOURS FOREVER,

SHOW THIS STUPID BLONDE HER TRUE PLACE!

MIMI:

Well...

IT'S REALLY VERY TEMPTING!

MAUREEN:

MIMI, HON, YOU'RE GOING TO RESIDE

WITH A GIRL WHO WANTS TO GET ROGER,

SHE JUST TRIED

THE ENTIRE FANDOM...

WE'RE ALL ON YOUR SIDE!

WE HATE HER FLIRTING,

WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND,

ROGER, FLIRTING...!

MARY SUE:

(cuts in)

SO I LOVE ROGER,

WHAT'S IT TO YOU?

MAUREEN:

IT IS REALLY DISCONCERTING...

MIMI:

HE IS MY BOYFRIEND,

HE DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU!

MAUREEN:

I'LL BE THE FIRST TO SAY...

MARY SUE:

HIS PANTS ARE PLAID,

HE'S REALLY HOT

MAUREEN:

I HATE HER GUTS!

MIMI AND MARY:

(together) YES, ROGER IS REALLY HOT!

MAUREEN:

(determined)

YOU KNOW I HATE OCS AND SHE'S THE WORST...

MARY:

(breathes)

ROGER... OH, THAT NAME!

MAUREEN:

(telling her friend)

YOU SHOULD BE ANGRY ENOUGH TO BURST!

MIMI:

(obviously upset)

YES...

MARY SUE:

(breathlessly)

OH... ROGER!!

MAUREEN:

(angry, protective of her friends) ...FLIRTING!

MIMI:

(echoing) FLIRTING!

MAUREEN:

(repeats, as if in shock Mary had the nerve to do it)

FLIRTING!

MIMI:

IT IS OF NO REAL CONSEQUENCE

MARY SUE:

... FLIRTING!

MIMI:

FLIRTING VERSUS ROGERMIMI ROMANCE

MAUREEN:

... SO WRONG!

MIMI:

WE ARE MEANT TO BE!!

THOUGH I DO ADMIT

YOU'RE PRETTY TOUGH,

THE ROAD AHEAD FOR YOU

WILL BE QUITE ROUGH…

MAUREEN:

... FLIRTING!

MIMI:

BECAUSE YOU MIGHT

AS WELL FLIRT FOR-FOREVER...

MAUREEN:

FLIRT FOREVER...

ROGER WOULD NEVER...

... BE WITH YOU!

MARY SUE:

ROGER, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU!

MAUREEN:

... FLIRTING, WHORISH STUPID FLIRTING!!

MIMI:

ROGER BELONGS TO ME!!

(Roger slowly reenters the room, obviously unnerved because of the muffled yells he's been hearing. He takes several steps into the room, looking apprehensive.)

MIMI AND MARY:

(both jump on Roger) ROGER!

ROGER:

(scared) AAAAAHH!

MAUREEN:

(laughs, then satisfied, leaves the room.)


Mary Sue is one evil beeotch. Not even kidding.

So, what do you think?

Don't compare it to the first, because I tried to make it different for the first so as not to ruin it.

Think of it almost as a stand-alone.

Oh and I have a lot of this written which is why I warned you that Mary Sue is going to get REALLY EVIL on you all.

I actually am currently working on the song, "Defying Gravity" and you you think about it in the sense of the musical, that's pretty damn far in.

Alright done talking now. Will try to update relatively soon. That is unless you hate it.