G.G; Hey everyone!

Inspiration s a funny thing really isn't it.

But anyways… um?

Sakuno; Yes?

G.G; nothing *looks away hurriedly*

Uno; Then shut up woman and get on with the story!

G.G; alright alright! (Stupid annoying character why on earth did I invent him)

Saki; G.G did he hurt your feelings? If he did I can always shut him up.

G.G; No need, I'll just kill him off later in the story, *smiles sadistically*

Uno; HEY!

Saki; okay G.G calm down, if you kill him at least keep me in the story, I want some action even if Uno gets done in.

Uno; YOU'RE SO MEAN!

Naruto; G.G doesn't own Naruto, (thank god) if she did Sasuke would never loose a fight and would probably have been made nice… somehow. A plus side is that if she did own it I'd probably be a lot fitter!

G.G; rhiiiigt… Don't worry give them back and make sure they're in almost perfect condition.

Uno; Not the strip search please!

G.G; heheheheeeeeee! YOU WON'T ESCAPE!


The Village Hidden In Time

The blond boy lying on the floor groaned as he massaged his head, the Nin standing in front of him smirked, their genjutsu had seemingly worked. Now they picked him up and slung him over their shoulder, yes shoulder they were called Uno and Saki and together they pretended to be a young missing Nin called Sakuno Lagani and they were a hunter for the hidden village of Tomoyashi. And that was where they were going to take him.

The story of how Sakuno had developed two people inside his head was actually simpler than you may have thought, it was simple. He was mad, he's once been captured by an enemy village and tortured until he had lost his mind, but (a fact he never forgot to boast about) he hadn't told the enemy ninja a single thing about the Tomoyashi.

The blond boy stirred on their shoulder, but soon stopped only pausing in his slumber to mumble words cutely from his three year old lips. Saki almost felt sorry they had to take the boy to their village; they'd probably either kill him or drive him crazy.

AWW SHADUP YOU FREAKING PANSY! Screamed Uno in their head, Saki frowned the sent back,

But he's so young Uno! I thought he was like at east twenty, that's why I didn't protest on doing the mission.


9 years later

"SAKUNO!" yelled the ecstatic blond twelve year old boy, the scars on either cheek bone of his face were prominent and his slanted blue eyes twinkling, you could just see his face radiated joy underneath he bandages he liked to wear that obscured the lower part of his face. His Tomoyashi headband glinting on his forehead. Sakuno dodged just in time as several kunai flew past their face drawing blood.

"Aww you've hurt me Haruka, now I get to hurt you!" They said grinning wickedly raising their arms to give the boy the special technique, 'eternal punishment of laughter'. Haruka dodged and ran away laughing until they both collapsed on the ground in centre of the village. They just sat there giggling against the fountain receiving merry chuckles from those who knew them and incredulous stares from those who didn't.

A tall man with pale skin decorated with winding tattoos, black eyes and pure white hair running towards them in a sprint, panting in exhaustion the man gave them a letter then collapsed.

Sakuno and Haruka looked at each other then after checking the man was still alive opened the letter and read it,

Sakuno's eyebrows raised higher than Haruka had thought possible as they read it.

Dear Naruto Uzimaki and Sakuno Lagani,

Due to unforeseen circumstances you will be required to perform an S class mission in konoha in three days, you will be given to day to prepare then you will report to me in my office.

Yours impatiently,

Hokage of Tomoyashi, Lute Dias.

xxxxxx

P.s. Your gonna need new weapons, clothes, faces. You can't be recognised! (After all you're both SS class criminals in the bingo book you absent minded fools!)

The last comment made both chuckled to themselves(Uno) with mirth, then they set off to get important things that they would need, like new outfits.

The shopkeeper looked up with a shocked smile as the pair came in.

"Off on another under cover mission by any chance?" he smiled unpacking the newest stock. His store specialised in clothes for the missions that the ninja in the village needed, he was especially good at finding the perfect disguises. (albeit making snide remarks every so often about Naruto's fondness of orange.)

"Hai, Konoha this time…" mumbled Sakuno sheepishly as the old man grinned ruthlessly.

"Well come on then baka, we haven't got all day, thinking of you two's ages…" the old man mumbled to himself digging around in the box he's just opened.

"AHA! Perfect disguise for two criminals pretending to be normal nin!" Exclaimed the old man pulling out a strange jacket that seemed to emit a strange aura He placed the jacket onto a mannequin that was exactly the same sizes as Naruto.

"Go on then! Look at the weapons stock, I know you two demons want to!" cried the old man in exasperation. Naruto grinned as Sakuno smiled lightly.

"THANKS OJJI SAN!" yelled naruto zooming off. Sakuno sighed and shook their head at the hyper-active boy. One day naruto would have to learn the hard way that going outside the village wasn't a field trip for then when they had such high bounties upon their heads.

When they came back, naruto clutching his newly re bladed scythe, he'd smashed it into bits after testing it' strength, it could stand attacks from almost anything, but a certain justsu had managed to shatter it in seconds. (Entirely Sakuno's fault)

"What You got for us Ojji san?" Asked naruto curiously. The old man grinned and pulled out a surprisingly white pair of fore head protectors. Then walked over and drew back a curtain at the back of the shop to reveal two outfits.

Naruto's was a pair of black jeans with studs on the pockets and a handy belt with a sealing scroll attached to the side. A White T-Shirt with a large logo on that depicted Naruto's Uzimaki sign on the shoulder. He also had a mid lentgh jacket that was grey with a strange leaf pattern in white on the sleeves and hems.

Sakuno's was a simple ANBU uniform but it had a white and red sash round the waist, the mark of a sannin. His mask was a depiction of an owl with two colours one as black and one was white. All together the normal outfit for nin visiting other villages, plain simple and gothic.

Naruto murmered quietly to himself,

"Oh great more of our kage's emo style, Kyuubi may like it but for me it's a bit bland, maybe with a bit of orange it would…


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