A New Nightclub In Kohona.
Naruto POV So we now have some problems in Kohona. But luckily I had a plan to save the economy. I had a three step plan. ONE smoke a doobie. That was the fun part. TWO tell Tsunade that I wanted to start a new dance club. THREE start new night club. ONE smoke a doobie. I couldn't let my plan fail. So I got super-duper high. Then I ate cheetos. ONE CHECK. TWO tell Tsunade. I walked to the HOKAGE HALL(SHE RENAMED IT BECAUSE IT SOUNDED COOL.) to tell Tsunade.
"Lady Hokage I have a super-duper idea to restart the economy. Do ya want to here it?" She looked tired. "If I listen will you leave?" I wanted to chill and smoke a doobie with her. But this was more important. "Fine." I said. I didn't want to. "What's your plan?" She asked. "To start a night club and invite everyone"
She looked puzzled. "Everyone in the village?" I shook my head. "No in the country. Then we ask to borrow money and they'll all be too drunk to use their better judgement"
Her eyes popped at the mention at 'night-club' I knew she would say yes.
Now finally STEP THREE. I hired Shika and found a bunch of local drunks to build a building. Shika...persueded(Shadow Posseison JUTSU) them to work harder.
It only took two weeks to finish. Then everyone was there and it was awesome. People were freaking out about nothing though. Saskue was spredding rumors about my drinks being poison.
So I slit his throat. The main problem was Kankuro selling drugs. So I slit his throat too. Thus ending opening night.

THE END.