Hi! Alice here and today your going to hear my ranting and raving at Tara's idiotic antics. So, shall we step into the Seventh Ring of Hell?
Chapter 1.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik)(Hahahaha,-Cough- no Tara not really.) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) (You said it Tara.) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling.(I think she tricked you Tara.) U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2!(By Justin she means her Justin Bieber plush.) MCR ROX! ( I guess they did before you became their fan.)
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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way( I'm sorry all I heard was Mary-Fucking-Sue) and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) ( You were born with long black, black hair. Um, I don't think that's possible) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (Oh, fuck no Amy she's tarnished your awesomeness.) (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!).(Fuck, now I'm trapped here.) I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie.(So, incest?) I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white.(Yes, because most vampires have curly fries for teeth./Major Sarcasm) I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England( Scotland, dumbass.) where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there.(Okay, 1) I buy clothes from Hot Topic they sell cat shirts and Doctor Who shirts and 2) Hot Topic is more for Emo kids.) For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.(Umm, most of the people I know who listens to those type of bands( including myself) wear t-shirts and jeans.) I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining(So it was sleet or is this a made up weather from Taraland) so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. (Well then Tara aren't just a little shit stain.)
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy! (Suspense Fail!)
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly. (-headdesk- -headdesk- -headdesk-)
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. (Yes, please get away from Draco!)
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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!(No, it wasn't it sucked donkey ass.)
