Still, not all goodness lasts forever. One day God created humans and Hax's life of pleasure was over. Hax found himself a nice burning bush and called on God.
''Heeey!'' Hax cried out. ''What's the deal with these guys!?''
''They are humans,'' God replied. ''Is there a problem?''
''You'd better believe it! This morning they were throwing rocks at me! If I didn't know any better I'd say they were trying to capture me!''
''Those idiots!'' God roared. ''I'll take care of this!''
And so God made the humans intelligent, hoping they'd leave Hax alone. But the next day as Hax was going about his business the humans threw even bigger rocks at him. Hax angrily returned to the burning bush.
''God! You said you'd take care of humans yesterday but they came back again today! I demand you put an end to this!''
''That is peculiar,'' said God. ''They aren't doing right at all. Maybe I should just go ahead and flood the earth...''
''N - no,'' said Hax. ''Just make them go away or something!''
''Gotcha,'' said God. ''I'm on it.''
And so God caused a terrible rain to fall that forced the humans to hide out in caves. It wasn't quite a flood and Hax was happy. Until -
''Yo, God!'' Hax yelled to the sky (he couldn't make it to the burning bush).
The clouds parted. The rain stopped.
''What is it now?'' God asked.
''The other Pokemon hate me and it's all your fault,'' said Hax. ''This morning while I was doing my Thunderbolt exercises I ended up shocking all the other Pokemon! It's because of all this rain!''
God laughed. A deep, scary, creepy laugh.
''First it was the wife I gave you, who you said was a nag - ''
''I could have used that rib,'' Hax added.
''Then it was the humans - ''
''A bunch of idiots,'' said Hax.
''Now it's the other Pokemon,'' God finished. ''Why don't you try making friends instead of enemies, Hax?''
''It's impossible,'' said Hax. ''They're all out to get me 'cause of my talent and good looks.''
''Go make friends, Hax,'' God commanded. ''I've got a bowling game with the angels in an hour and I've gotta warm up! If that idiot Lucifer beats me again there'll be hell to pay.''
''But - ''
''Do it or I'll turn you into a magikarp you conceited rat!'' God roared.
''Fine!''
So Hax went off to sulk and make friends with the humans, and God went to his bowling game. All was well in the world.
