"WHY MUST THE WORLD BE SO CRUEL???? WHY??? WHY!!!!!!!!!!!"
"God, Ron, what the heck is wrong?"
"Oh Hermione, Snape is dead!"
"That's a bad thing…why?"
"You don't understand my foolish and completely unnecessary rambling, do you? I am screaming with pain and outrage because Harry killed him."
"Again, that is bad…why?"
"For someone with the brains that you have, you're not very smart. Me and Harry are fighting. He says I invaded his personal privacy because I smashed a combination of and orange, a dead wombat, and some ramen noodles on his scar. It got infected. But hey, it wasn't my fault. I was possessed by a giant bunny rabbit. His name was Susan."
"His name?"
"Yes, his name. Susan is a name that both genders can have. You're so racist, Hermione, God."
"I'm leaving before you realize that Snape just walked out the door and start crying or exploding into a big pile of matter."
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