Disclaimer: Masumi: Sadly I do not own Naru-Kun sob

Naruto: I'd kill myself before I let her own me 0o

Shino:THats just mean...shes not...ok I take it back...

Neji:Dont worry Masumi-Chan, If I could chose who owned me it'd be you!

Naruto:Suck up...

Masumi: Ne-Kun glomp

Shino:...Now thats just wrong...read the story now...

Frogs eat bugs...

/start/
Tsunade:"Naruto..I have an A rank missson for you!"
Naruto nodded eagerly to find out what his new sooo important misson was.
Tsunade:"your misson is too kill a missing-nin...Shino..."
Narutos eyes widened in shock yes everyone knew Shino had gone missing but now he was considered a missing nin?
/finding Shino/(warning the craziness begins now!)

Naruto"SHINO!!!" Naruto yelled as he spotted his target.He had been lying idly against a tree.
Shino looked up slightly bored " what do you want dobe?"
Naruto scowled and his rant began!!!
"I will never forgive you,you've become a missing nin...it's my misson to kill you!"
Shino:blank stare
Naruto: " I will become the next hokage and ramen!!!!!"
Shino:"uh ok?"
Naruto:"I have to kill you because I was told to...and to become hokage I have to get acknowledged and ramen takes too long to cook...I will never forgive you ...you have to die now!!!"
Shino:blank stare"...shut up..."
Naruto now yelling:"I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! MISO RAMEN IS THE BEST RAMEN NEEDS TO COOK FASTER SASUKES A LOSER! I HAVE TO KILL YOU SO I CAN BECOME THE NEXT HOKAGE YOU HAVE TURNED EVIL AND BAD LIKE SASUKE AND HIS BROTHER AND THE GAY SNAKE MAN!!!! I CAN'T LET YOU DO BAD THINGS LIKE RAPE LITTLE BOYS..."
Shino"would you shut up?"
Naruto: "HOW DARE YOU!!!!! YOU MUST DIE NOW!!! DIE DIE DIE I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU RAMEN HOKAGE SASUKE GAY SNAKES!!!! I WILLLL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!!!!"
Shino:blank stare " shut up..."
Naruto:"I WILLL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!!!!!! I HAVE TO PEE! YOUR A SASUKE WANNA BEE... I WILL BE THE NEXT HOKAGE I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU..."
Shino: OH MEH GEEE your sooo annoying im going to kill you now!!!
Naruto now does his summoning jutsu and brigns out the boss frog.(frogger bitch!)
Naruto : UHHHH AHHH OHHHHHH FROG!!!
Frog: OHHHH FROG!!!
Shino:...--' "frog?"
Shino's bugs: " AHHHHHHH OH NO FROG RUN AWAY!!!!!"
Naruto : "FROG WAHH YAY OHHH BLEH DIE SHINO OHHHH!"
Frog: "ohh boy you got told...now"
Shino: --' " a frog?"
Shinos bugs: attmeptng to run away" ahh frog..."
Naruto: " frog!!!!!"
Frog" OH MEH GEE BUGS ..." glomp...chomp...crunch
Naruto: "Shino?"
The frog ate Shino...

Explanition

ok so I think Naruto is always saying I will never forgive you so im always making fun of him for that thats why its in there so much...and see Shino should be afraid of frogs becasue frogs eat bugs...so as funny as this is it makes perfect sense...well most of it...because to beat Shino all Naruto has to do is summon the big frog and TADA!!! hes eaten...hehe it was orginal and creative and fun as hell to write!!!!!!!! 3 I love Shino and Naruto but it's sooooo much fun to be mean to them and the whole Shino missing nin is just something I thought of so Naruto could kill Shino it was funny trying to explain this to my brother hes like Shino wouldnt be afraid of frogs then I started making stuff up and this is how I came to the story...it was so much fun to write!!!! lol yea please rate/message tell me what you think and if you have an intersting question about one of the characters send it to me and maybe I can write a story about it...