Note: I don't own Zelda or any of the songs.
"Who are you?" demanded Zant,
"This is stupid!" yelled an infuriated Midna.
"I demand that you release me at once!" snapped Zelda.
"What is this place?" asked Link.
The four were forcibly being dragged through a large, dark auditorium by three teenagers (one of them took two). Ganondorf was being pulled by Star and was duck-taped, groaning curse words. When they reached the front row, they tossed the Zelda characters into seats. Ganondorf was handcuffed to his seat and Star ripped the duck tape off his face.
"Hey! Are you going to tell us where we are?" asked Midna.
Star stepped forward. "On Earth."
"What are you going to do with us?" asked Link.
Monica was having fun tasering a struggling Ganon. Everyone was staring at him with horror.
"Make you sing," Star simply replied.
"I can't sing!" exclaimed Ganon, taking a break from being tasered.
"Well, I won't make you sing first," said Star.
"Then who?"
Monica started tasering Ganon again. Star glanced furtively at Link and Midna. Both of their eyes widened.
"No! I am not singing!" yelled Link.
"Not with him!" screamed Midna.
Star threw both of them a script.
"'The Star of Something New,'" read Link.
Anton nodded. "It's from High School Musical."
"What's that?" asked Midna.
"It's a song that's perfect for you two," said Star.
Anton and Star grabbed them by the arm and hauled them onstage, throwing them each a microphone. Monica had stopped the tasering and Ganon was slumped in his seat, unconscious.
The background music started playing. Link and Midna shifted awkwardly.
Link:
Living in my own world
Didn't understand
That anything can happen
When you take a chance
Midna:
I never believed in
What I couldn't see
I never opened my heart
To all the possibilities
Both:
I know
Midna:
That something has changed
Both:
Never felt this way
Midna:
And right here tonight
Both:
This could be the start
Of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you, oh
And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart
The start of something new
Link:
Now who'd of ever thought that
We'd both be here tonight
Midna:
And the world looks so much brighter
With you by my side
Both:
I know...that something has changed
Never felt this way
Midna:
I know it for real
Both:
This could be the start
Of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you, oh
And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart
The start of something new
Link:
I never knew that it could happen
'Til it happened to me
Ohhh, yeah
Midna:
I didn't know it before
But now it's easy to see, ohhhh
Both:
It's the start of somethin' new
It feels so right to be here with you...ohhh
And now...lookin' in your eyes
I feel in my heart
That it's the—
Start of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you, oh
And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart
The start of something new
Everyone just stared at them, even Ganon, who regained conscious. Link and Midna both flushed on walked offstage.
"Well, that was a bad ending," said Star. "Nothing special. Okay, Zant, Ganon, you're next."
