A/N: I was bored and talked to cleverbot. Italics is cleverbot, bold is actions or translations.

Ve~ have you seen Germany?

No.

No? starts crying Germany! Germany!

Why are you crying please don't cry.

sniffles Then where's Germany?

gives you a tissue.

Thank you, ve~

You're welcome.

Would you like some pasta?

Yes.

Okay!

That's right.

Do you know where mio fratello is?

Nope . . . Where are you?

Not me! Mio fratello!

Ah non lo conosco.(Ah, do not know him)

I'll introduce you! When he comes back.

Oh, okay well that's good.

I love pasta!

Me too.

Great, oh I have not introduced myself yet. I am Veneziano!

Oh, well not officially, but you did tell me your name.

I did?!

Yes.

Oh sorry. Ve~.

I'll marry you.

But I don't know you.

Do you want to know me?

Maybe ve~ are you a pretty girl?

I'm a boy and you?

I'm a boy too. blush

I'm a girl.

But didn't you just say you were a boy?

No.

Ve~ I'm confused.

Read the word of God and keep it and you won't be very confused.

Ve~?

Zen herria eta zibilizazioa izan zen.(The country and the civilization was.)

Ve~?

Ve!

Do you know where mio fratello is?

Majora's Mask.

I don't know what that is ve~

It's a game for Nintendo 64. Legend of Zelda.

Oh, like America plays.

So you don't like me?

Ve~ what?

Close, I told you!

Er, I have to go ciao!

Where to

A World Meeting.

What world is there?

Never mind. I really have to go. Ciao!