"The Miracles of Chocolate"

A/N: So this is a one-shot deallio. It's not my best work but oh well. It's kinda cute and poufy.

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Remus J Lupin stared into his cauldron mindlessly. He had tuned out everyone except for Sirius Black, who was his table partner, and the stereotypical witches cackle of Professor Mathers. He snapped out of his stupor only when he felt a sharp jab at his side.

"Oi! Moony! Class is over, mate." Sirius had already put away their stuff and was ½ dragging Remus to the door.

"So it's the end of the day. Wadda ya wanna do?" Sirius asked as they approached the common room. Remus just shrugged and kept walking. This action really irritated Sirius.

"You are NOT sulking and pulling the poor me crap tonight! Oh poor Remus, Fayth dumped him. Moving on!" There was a bit of edgy sarcasm in his voice but Siri didn't care.

"You just don't get it, do you?! What if Karri just dumped you out of the blue?!"

Sirius looked up with a manic glint in his eye. "I know just the thing! Come with me!"

He grabbed Remus by the hand and drug him across the hall, down the stairs, through 3 portraits and finally stopped outside a picture of a basket of fruit.

As soon as Remus caught his breath, he realized that this was the door to the kitchens. Sirius opened the door and he and Remus stumbled inside.

The elves greeted them joyously and a small elf held out a platter of odd looking red and brown squares.

"Now cheer up Lupin! Chocolate cures everything!" Sirius announced with a full out grin on his face.

Remus, although reluctant at first, grabbed a brownie and took a bite. They tasted like they were made with nectar of the Goddesses and Remus wondered what exactly was in them.

"Um Siri, what are these?"

"StrawCherry Razzle Bars" he paused waiting for Remus to fully ingest this hunk of information and then continued on. "They are brownies made with strawberry, cherry, and raspberry fillings mixed into standard brownie mix. I'd like to take credit for the idea, but Casphisious gave them life."

Casphisious ended up being the short, squat elf that had produced the platter of brownies. He was a baker and one of Sirius' best friends.

"So that's what Gryffindor always gets more sweets than Slytherin! I figured it had something to do with you."

Sirius just grinned.