No Way in Hell
Summary: "It's for the Tenth," Gokudera kept telling himself as he looked at the closet of ridiculous outfits.
Pairing: Various x 59.
Rating: T, just because.
A/N: Just a series of drabbles, I promise. Nothing big, but I wanted to see what would happen if Gokudera dressed up in scandalous outfits. :D
Disclaimer: KHR does not belong to me, however much I wish. *tear*
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Prologue
"Gokudera-san! Please, just a moment of your attention!" A certain shiny-headed engineer bobbed alongside the silverette, wiping sweat from his face with a handkerchief.
He was running out of breath fast, trying to keep up with the furious Storm guardian. "Please, I have just one request!"
"Will you shut the fuck up?" Gokudera Hayato whirled around, his eyes flashing dangerously.
Giannini halted in his steps, a little shocked, before he resumed his steps.
"It's just one experiment," the engineer panted. "Please, even the Tenth has told me to ask you to do this for him!"
At the mention of the Tenth, Gokudera stopped in his tracks, turning slowly, his eyes twitching. "What is this experiment?" he asked warily.
Giannini broke into a large grin as he started to lead the teenager towards the Northern Wing. "It's just for this week," the engineer promised. "I want to see how easy it is to seduce the other guardians, you know, as a precaution."
"What kind of precaution is this?" Gokudera shook his head, incredulous. "Why would you need to test this? And why me?"
"T-That's because…" Giannini broke into his creepy laugh as he darted a few feet away from the bomber. "T-That's because Gokudera-san looks the most like a girl!"
Gokudera slammed his hands into his pockets, pulling out eight sticks of dynamite. "What the hell did you just say?" the silverette snarled, advancing swiftly on the engineer.
"A-Ah! SAVE ME TENTH!" Giannini screeched as he started to run down the hall.
Tsuna appeared around the corner, halting when he saw the dynamite in Gokudera's ringed fingers and the cowering engineer behind him. "Hiiii! What's going on?" Tsuna squeaked as he ran forwards, hurriedly trying to pull the dynamite sticks out of Gokudera's fingers.
The explosives dropped to the ground as soon as the silverette realized Tsuna was there. "Tenth, this man wants me to dress up in outfits for prostitutes and whores!" he said, almost as if he wanted an explanation.
Tsuna flushed deep red. "G-Gokudera-kun! Don't say that word!" the Decimo stammered. "B-But yes, I did give him permission. I think it's an experiment worth undertaking!" he said the last sentence rather boldly, his face still bright red, refusing to meet his Storm's eyes.
"What the…." Gokudera's shoulders slumped forward and his head fell, his chin resting on his chest. "Fine. If this is what the Tenth wants."
"A-Arigatou, Gokudera-kun…And it's not without reason," Tsuna looked up, flinching just a little. "I-If we undertake a mission that has the risk of one of us getting sidetracked, I want to make sure we send someone who is focused and won't kill everybody s/he sees!"
"But, if you'll forgive me, Tenth, why me?"
"Because you've lived in Italy!" Tsuna smiled innocently, a naïve expression on his face. "Everybody knows that people from Italy are always good at seducing!"
Gokudera face-palmed.
Later
"It's for the Tenth," Gokudera kept telling himself as he stared at the closet full of ridiculous outfits. There were things like Gothic Lolita maid outfits, bunny girl outfits, leotards, fucking pink tutus for God's sake.
"Fuck this!" Gokudera whirled around.
"G-Gokudera-kun!" Tsuna squeezed his eyes shut, clenching his fists. He hated Reborn for making him do this. At the time…Reborn's suggestion seemed quite plausible. And, although Tsuna hated to admit it, he kind of wanted to see his Storm guardian in a bunny girl outfit. There, he said it.
"Please do this for me! Just for a few days!" Tsuna said, looking at the silverette with the large puppy dog eyes he knew Gokudera couldn't resist.
"T-that's not fair, Tenth!" Gokudera stammered as he fell prey, once again, to the Bambi eyes. "Fine…" his voice softened and he turned to look at the closet. "Which one first?"
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Yay! I'm random! XD
So, this is just a series of drabbles that I'm writing because I feel like it and because I have too many plot bunnies in my head right now. *sigh*
Ah well. I might take requests. Any outfits you want to see Gokudera dress up in? And perhaps who will see him in this outfit? :D
Akai no Kumo
