A/N: Okay so I was listening to my I-pod and decided to change the lyrics to one of the songs I listened to;
and make it my own sort of.
Don't make fun of me.
I was only doing it for fun.
Original song.
Bowling for soup: Girl all the bad guys want.
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She doesn't notice me!
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
---The original lyrics ^^
My version..Guy all the straight boys want--dedicated to the men who deny that they don't love Adam Lambert; all guys are an inside the closet Adam Lambert lover.
8:00 Friday night and I'm waiting.
For a rock show of a guy a lot cooler then me.
He's a rocker who wears glitter.
He wears a codpiece but I'm not really sure what that means ;D
and when he struts all the straight men and the woman sing.
But he doesn't notice meeee!
Because he's fucking Tommy.
Screaming over blond guys.
Listening to him orgie.
Turn him over, slap his thigh.
It's like a bad movie; he's looking groovy.
If you were me then you'd be screaming
"Adam screw me"
As I came heavenly.
Masturbating to the guy all the straight boys want.
Yeah he is the guy all the straight boys want!
Ahah ;D
You know you loved it.
-totally is not a freak-
