Tony Stark, 20 years old, sits in a fancy bar on up on the 45th floor of the Ritz Carlton Hotel of
Ho Chi Ming, Vietnam. As he drinks his martini, he spots an attractive looking woman sitting beside him
Tony: turns to the women Hey there, beautiful... I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun...
Woman: smiles a bit and blushes
Tony: raises a brow and grins
Both the woman grins back with a "lust for something"-like look in her eyes
Tony: Score.
Tony's phone starts ringing
Tony: !#!!
The woman looks disappointed
Tony: Sorry ma'am, but I have to take this call.
Tony picks up and then walks away after paying for his drink
Tony: Hey Rhodey! How's the project going?
James: That's what I called to tell you, Tony. The local natives don't want us to test our military devices on their "sacred ground".
Tony: Then get rid of them.
James: We tried that but then they just won't give up!
Tony: Then get rid of them.
James: Tony, you can't be serious!
Tony: Oh I'm serious, Rhodey. We got any guns around?
James: That's the thing. The natives got so frustrated that they stole them all. And now they're threatening to blow up our base!
Tony: Oh boy...
James: They're giving us 48 hours to decide or else they'll kill everyone here along with our testing base. We need you, Tony.
Tony: Alright, alright... I'll come.
James: Thanks Tony. See ya tomorrow.
Tony: See ya. hangs up
Tony turns back to the women but then he sees her kissing "passionately" with another man
Tony: Damn it. That could've been me.
Tony arrives by jet at the top of a snowy mountain beside Everest. The jet lands in a test base with each tent having the "Stark International" logo on them along with a large site for testing weapons, also with the "Stark International" logo on them. Tony gets out to greet James. Tony's wearing a "high class" business suit, trousers and sunglasses while James Rhodes, a 20 year old african-american; shows up to greet Tony wearing only a T-shirt, jacket and jeans
James: Hey Tony!
Tony: Hey Rhodey!
They share a friendly hug and then breaks it up in two seconds
Tony: So... Where are those natives?
James: They're back in their village right now.
Tony: Then we'll attack them.
James: We can't. They have our guns, remember?
Tony: So? It's not like they know how to use them.
James: Just because they are native tribesmen doesn't mean that they don't know how to use them. I've seen them blow up a part of our base already. They know how to use our guns pretty well.
Tony: Well then I'll order more guns to be here by tomorrow morning.
James: Tony... You're going to have to negotiate with the natives.
Tony: Fine. But I--
A huge explosion is heard, they turn around and see one of their tents blown up. They then look up at the cliff above it to see natives with giant bazookas jumping down and shooting at their base
Tony and James begin to run
Tony: shouting over the noise I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE HAD THREE DAYS!
James: also shouting NO, I SAID WE HAD TWO!! THIS IS DAY TWO!!
Tony: shouting WELL YA COULD'VE TOLD ME A BIT EARLIER!!
Tony and James jump behind a snow dune
Tony: Do we have ANY weapons at all?
James: We have three tanks.
Tony: Well!? Then dispatch them then!
James gets out what seems to be a walkie talkie
James: ATTENTION TROOPS! THIS IS JAMES RHODES, YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER! TIME TO PUT YOUR TRAINING TO SOME USE! DISPATCH THE TANKS!
Man on the other line: BUT SIR, THEY'RE STILL TO BE TESTED!
James: DOES IT LOOK LIKE W CAN TEST IT CALMLY RIGHT NOW!? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY SITUATION!! DISPATCH THEM AND USE THEM AGAINST THE ENEMY NOW!!
Man on the other line: SIR, YES SIR!
Three tanks come out of a nearby building and begins shooting at the enemy as well
Tony: The 'NAM WAR IS OVER, RHODEY!!
James: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT TOLD ME TO DISPATCH THE DAMN THINGS!!
Tony: takes out a small lazer gun the size of a shotgun
James: Where d'you get that?
Tony: I always carry it in case of an emergency.
James: Why not use a regular shotgun!?
Tony: Because this is much cooler
Tony sneaks by a few tents by walking behind them to avoid getting shot, he then manages to work his way up to the cliff and then shoots one of the natives. He then drags that dead native into the bushes and then takes his clothes. He then goes onto attack all the natives by disguising himself as one of them
James: Pretty smart, Tony...
Tony then manages to grab a bazooka off one of them and then shoot the rest of the natives like a crazy man. Soon, dead bodies of the natives surround him
Tony: 'Nuff said!
James: stands up from the snow dune Awesome, Tony!!
The surviving soldiers around him begin to clap and cheer
Crowd: Woo! Stark! YEAH! GO TONY! INVINCIBLE!
As Tony takes in the glory, one remaining native aims a sniper at Tony. But then James sneaks up from behind and wrestles him to the ground
James: You no good native! Trying to kill my best friend, huh?! Well I won't let you!
As James and the one native wrestles with one another, the native ends up pulling the trigger several times anyway in panic, and accidentally shooting the cliff in which Tony was standing right underneath. The edge of the cliff then falls towards Tony
James: TONY, LOOK OUT!!
Tony looks up to see the giant piece of rock falling towards him
Tony: Oh, fck.
Tony tries to run but then the rock falls on Tony and smashes into him
James: TONY!!
Everything goes black
