Fire Embl-emo

"I am sad." Erk said.

"Don't be." Nino said, and kissed Erk.

"I am sad." Erk said.

"Gasp!!" Nino shouted, then an emphasis occurred, "YOU'RE AN EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

"I am sad. I want to die."

"Serra, Erk is emo-ed!!" Nino shouted to Serra, panicking.

"Makes me want to die even more with what you just did." Erk said, and stabbed himself with an Elfire tome.

"Noooooooooooo!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!" Nino shouted.

Where am I? Erk thought. He woke up emerging on a bed, inside a gothic house with emo things, a laptop was on a table, playing a YouTube video of emo blahblahs.

A human body appeared. Erk gasped for fresh air.

"Welcome, Erk." Soren emerged from the shadows of the curtain. He was wearing untypical clothes of an emo rockstar and had black eyeliner and white make-up.

"Le-gasp!!" Erk was stupefied by what he saw, "Who are you?!"

And then, another figure emerged from the shadows of the curtain. It was Jaffar, the Angel of Death. He was wearing a black hood, and he had big earphones and black eyeliner and what was even weirder is that he had sunglasses.

"Hello, fellow emo citizen." Jaffar said, "If you're gonna ask, I hate the sun."

"Jaffar…the Angel of Death…!" Erk said again, stupefied with Jaffar's looks.

"Correction." Jaffar said, "I am now…the Angel of Emo."

"Le-gasp!!" Erk was flabbergasted. What was he gotten into?

And then, Soren spoke, "You're one of us now, Erk. Welcome to the bittersweet world of emo! Bwahahaha!!" Soren laughed an evil laugh of doom, but Jaffar remained silent.

"What the flux?!" Erk shouted, "This is insane, tell me I'm dreaming! I thought I just died when I stabbed myself with a tome!"

"…" Jaffar remained silent.

And then, another figure emerged from the shadows of the curtain…it was…

Lucius, the dark monk of EMO!!

Whoopsie, Erk seem to have hallucinated, because it wasn't Lucius. It was…

Florina, the dark pegasus rider woman emo!!

This time, Erk was still hallucinating. It wasn't Florina, and Erk must've been high on drugs, so he was seeing things. It was…

No one.

"Okay, I am seeing things." Erk said.

"…There are many other members of the Fire Embl-emo Club outside." Soren said, escorting Erk outside. There, Erk saw a lot of faces—Ray, Karel, Rath, Dorcas, Lute, Innes, Knoll, and Harken.

"WELCOME TO THE FIRE EMBL-EMO CLUB!!" they all shouted! They were all wearing eyeliner and black clothes.

THE END.