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Sounds
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**~ The Usual ~**

"Hey, Livs. Pass the peanut butter." Courtney said without taking her eyes from the TV screen. She's gonna get eye cancer from sitting that close to the screen but who the fuck cares about eye cancer? Apparently not her. "Fine." I hand her the jar of JIF peanut butter. How this always happens when we get together, I will never know. "This is boring again!" Courtney shouts. I flinch a bit and cover my now ringing ear. Im sitting right next to her, does she really think I'm deaf? Never the less, I grab the remote and turn to the anime channel. If possible Courtney's face got even closer to the screen. I finaly had enough of not saying so, "Courtney, your gonna hurt your eyes by doing that."

"Lior!"

"Truth."

"Lior!"

"Truth."

"NU UH LIOR!" She picks up the peanut butter and tosses it at my head.

"I'm not lying numbnuts." I slap her on her back and get up. I walk over to the living room table when my cell phone starts to ring loudly. "Who the fuck now? Oh, great…. Rebecca…" I pick up the call and in my cheery, 'your-life-must-truly-suck-whilst-mine-doesn't' voice say,"Your mom." And hang up quickly only to be called again. "What?"

"Hey! What's up?" Becca says in her bored voice.

"The usual…"

"Watching the shirtless army guys?"

"No that's your usual."

"Then what are ya'll doin?"

"Watching TV and Courtney might have glued her face to the TV screen. Again…"

Courtney screams like an idiot, "NU UH LIOR! I USED TAPE!"

"Fuck."

I couldn't understand Rebecca at all after that. Her laughing muffled everything. "Oh! That usual!"

"Yeppers peppers. So whatcha doing that's making you so bored?"

"Uhhhh….. Watching Ryan and mom 'bake a cake'."

"That's wonderful, you fucking pervert." I turn around to Courtney 'making out with the TV' distance from the TV. "Ummmmm, Courtney?"

"SSSIIIIISSSIFFFFUUUUUSSSSS!" She was spitting on the tv in the process...

"Ok, then…. I don't speak Courtineese…" I go back to the call… "Becca, why are you watching them 'bake a cake'?"

"Because it's more interesting than TV…."

"Wow. That's really saying something… you mean American Idol is boring?" I don't really care for American Idol, so I was sarcastic. I was switching back and forth from the pervy chick on my phone and the retarded chick glued-taped to MY tv screen.

Just as I think this couldn't get worse, the TV begins to glow. "OMGTVMAKESHINY! ILIKETHESHINYTHINGGIE!" Courtney bellows in her fucked up voice from hell. It sounds like a chipmunk screaming its lungs out in a blender... seriously, why I'm friends with her I will never know... At that moment the tv started glowing. Not that magical-pixie-imma-make-ur-shitty-life-better-shit and it wasn't that I-died-a-horrid-death-and-I-plan-to-drag-you-to-the-underworld-with-me-:D kind. It was an eerie soft yellow glow.

"Aw, ninja monkey fucker."


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