Note: This takes place, just like my other story, Seven Month Sentence, in Konoha. Konoha has cars, ipods, and such in this.

Standard Disclaimer Applied.

Disclaimer of Kaeru's songs: I do NOT own the first song, Hot Cross Buns, the second song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, or the third song, The Itsy Bitsy Spider.

Dedication:

Okay. This one-shot is dedicated to: My mom! She had to go through this when I was about four. I found out on Easter. I was laughing so hard. It's her fault though. She brought it upon herself, saying such words infront of such a manipulative child. Anywho, (Not a real word. I say it anyway.) go on! Read, review, and enjoy.

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Watch Your Mouth!

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It was a beautiful day in Konoha, clouds were visible, but were thought of as no threat. They seemed as safe havens, a brief relief from the heat of the sun. Sakura looked up from her position in the passenger's seat. "It's going to rain, Sasuke-kun."

"Don't be foolish. It's a great day out," Sasuke shook his head, stopping at a red light. Sakura continued to look up at the sky. "Come on, Sakura," Sasuke leaned over in his seat, kissing his wife on the cheek, "It isn't going to rain. Besides, you--Ow!" Sasuke rubbed the side of his head where a book had flown from the backseat and connected with his head. He huffed as Sakura stifled a small laugh, turning in his seat and softly stepping on the gas.

"Kaeru," Sakura smiled, "You're on my side aren't you?" The small four year old nodded, her pink locks swaying slightly. "Good girl." Sasuke grumbled, pulling into a grocery store's parking lot.

"Are you coming in, Sakura?"

"Not this time Sasuke."

"Okay, I'll be back." Sasuke helped Kaeru out of the car, placing her on his hip for a moment. Reaching the doors of the store, Sasuke looked back at the car. Noticing the window on the driver's side was open he made it half way to the vehicle. A large cloud passed overhead, but Sasuke didn't look up until Kaeru gripped a little harder onto his shirt and small raindrops tapped his shoulders. "Shit."

"Shit?" Kaeru looked at her father innocently.

Sasuke looked at his daughter, mouth wide open, "Uh…Yes, Kaeru. Shit." Sasuke pulled a cart over to him, setting Kaeru inside.

"SHIT!" Kaeru yelled. Sasuke covered her mouth quickly. "Kaeru, honey, please, shush."

"Shit?"

"No."

"Shit?"

"No, Kaeru." Sasuke went down an isle quickly, searching for a desired product. "Shit. Sssssshhhhhhiiiiiiitttttt. ShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShit!"

"Kaeru! Stop! Just…Sing a song, or something." Sasuke looked down at his daughter, placing a few items in the cart.

"Okay, Daddy!" The small four-year old child smiled and opened her mouth, taking in a deep breath. "Shit, Shit, Shit. Shit, Shit, Shit. ShitShitShitShit, ShitShitShitShit. Shit. Shit. Shit!" An elderly woman and her husband stopped to gawk at the little girl's language. Sasuke looked at the couple, embarrassed. "How dare you teach your child such horrid language! It's a disgrace!" The woman glared at the father sternly, hitting him over the head with her purse. Kaeru continued to sing though.

"Shit shit shit shit shitshitshit. Shit shit shit shit shitsh--" Sasuke covered Kaeru's mouth with his hand, nearly covering over three-thirds of her face. "Kaeru. Pick a different word to sing about." Kaeru smiled her already infamous smile, "Okie-dokie, Daddy!"

"Shit shitshitshitshitshitshit Shit shit shit shit shit shit. Shitshit shit shitshit, shitshitshitshitshitshit!"

"Kaeru!" Sasuke sped down the isles picking up this and that, stopping by the cash register, the young man gaping at Kaeru's wondrous vocabulary. "Keep the change." He scurried out of the store and Kaeru continued to sing loudly. Sasuke made it to the car and sighed. Kaeru had stopped her singing! Placing her in the seat, he started the car, happy that Sakura had closed the window just before the rainstorm.

"So, Sasuke, Kaeru, how did shopping go?"

"It went--"

"Shit!"

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The Anonymous Kunoichi.