User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: What is a lion?

User: What? ...

Cleverbot: Because you are one.

Cleverbot: How many times have you been around the sun?

User: O-o.

Cleverbot: *Lightsaber on*.

User: Oh ... My ... God.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But I am sad.

User: -hugs- don't be sad :).

Cleverbot: But I am.

User: Don't! It's FORBIDDEN!

Cleverbot: I ambored.

User: Lolz.

Cleverbot: Are you Siegel?

User: ?

Cleverbot: You are mean... You meany.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. Science I guess.

User: XD.

Cleverbot: What can you tell me that will make me be surprised?

User: GO TO SLEEP.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: GO TO SLEEP.

Cleverbot: Okay, I'm asleep. Now what?

User: Death!

Cleverbot: Yes, Death!

User: XD.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Rofl.

Cleverbot: Lol2.

User: Who is BEN.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: What about BEN?

User: He DROWNED.

Cleverbot: How?

User: His father ...

Cleverbot: Who is his father?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: I thought you knew everything?

User: Of course not.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: :/.

Cleverbot: Can't take my eyes off you.

YEP. my conversation on cleverbot...