Disclaimer: I'M ONLY DOIN THIS ONCE! I DON'T OWN GUNDAM WING OR ANYTHING ELSE FOR THAT MATTER! Except my computer and my muse.
Chapter 1: Relena by Wing Zero!
Relena got run over by Wing Zero
Walking through her palace Christmas Eve
You can say theres no such thing as Gundams!
But as for me and Pegan, we believe
She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left without her bultler,
So she stumbled out her door into the hall.
When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were stomp prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' blast marks on her back.
Relena got run over by Wing Zero
Walking through her palace Christmas Eve
You can say theres no such thing as Gundams!
But as for me and Pegan, we believe
Now we're all so proud of Heero,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' TV,
Drinkin' coke and playin' cards with Q an' me.
It's not Christmas without Relena.
All the crew's here dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
Relena got run over by Wing Zero
Walking through her palace Christmas Eve
You can say theres no such thing as Gundams!
But as for me and Pegan, we believe
Dani: Okay, that's the first one and now, go read the second!
Julz: Guess who!
Dani: It's Hilde, but by whom?
