Hello peoples!
This is a stupid idea I randomly came up with while being sick, and well... I'll just let you read it and then you can telling me if I should continue, quit, delete it or jump off a cliff.
"Hold still you bloody git" Arthur yelled at Alfred who was squirming,
"I'm sorry dude I'm just a bit worried, your last spell didn't exactly turn out right" Alfred said nervously,
"it wasn't that bad" Arthur replied looking for the correct spell,
"dude, you turned me into a carrot!" Alfred yelled,
"like I said not that bad" Arthur said getting to the right page "here we go" Arthur started to wave his hand around and uttered some magic words,
there was a flash of light and Arthur and Alfred both fell to the ground,
Arthur looked at Alfred and frowned "why didn't it work?!" Arthur yelled,
Alfred slowly got up off the ground and checked himself to see if he had any missing or added body parts,
meanwhile Arthur grabbed his book and read the page he was on,
Alfred made his way over to the British man and saw his face pale,
"Dude what happened?" Alfred asked worried,
Arthur sighed and looked at Alfred,
"I used the wrong spell"
"What do you mean you used the wrong spell!"
"I didn't mean to!"
"What spell did you use" Alfred pushed the Brit away from the spell book and looked at the page confused,
"Before you ask, it's not English it's Romanian" Arthur replied taking the book from Alfred,
"We'll what does it say?"
"It reads 'This spell will make the representatives of the countries break out into spontaneous song and dance if the situation is correct, however the songs are from popular animated kids movies and musicals.' Interesting" Arthur said as be set down the large leather book,
"That was so specific! Why do you have a spell like that?!" Alfred yelled,
The British man only shrugged and turned to his other book to find the reversing spell,
"How do we reverse it?" Alfred asked irritated,
"We can't, at least not until everyone of the countries and their 2p has been apart of at least 1 song" Arthur explained,
Alfred sighed and leaned against the wall for support,
"This is crazy" Alfred said sliding down the wall and burring his head head in his knees,
"Arthur! Are you here?!" They heard a cheery voice from upstairs,
"I'm coming love!" Arthur called sprinting up the basement stairs,
Alfred followed Arthur up the stairs and watched as the Brit engulfed the blood red haired girl into a hug,
"Mary!" Alfred yelled pushing Arthur out of the way and tackling his best friend,
(AN: yes, I put myself into this story, deal with it.)
"Hi Alfred, it's nice to see you too" Mary said as the American squeezed the life out of her,
"Dude, you have been gone for a whole month, that's...a lot of days! why?!"
"I was on vacation"
"For a month!?"
"For 2 weeks, but then my mother got sick so I had to stay longer, then I got sick and couldn't travel"
"... Oh ..."
"Yea"
"Well... Why didn't you call?!"
"I tried but I was really busy and I didn't get good cell reception, I was in the rainforest after all"
"Right... So... Did you have a good time?"
"Yea, I learned a lot about the different plants and animals there, what did you guys do?"
Both of the men looked at each other and then they looked down,
They stared at the wooden floor and Mary face-palmed,
"You guys screwed up something didn't you?"
The boys refused to look up but they slowly nodded their heads,
"I don't even want to know" Mary sighed at she sat down.
Tralalalalala ~ Time Skip ~ Tralalalalala
"Mary!" Elizabeta yelled pulling the girl into her house,
"Hi Lizzy" Mary said following Elizabeth to her living room,
"How was your vacation?! Did you meet any boys?!" Elizabeta asked sitting down on the cream colored couch,
"It was great! And no, I didn't meet any boys" Mary said sitting sitting next to the excited girl,
"You need a boyfriend, your pretty enough, your just not popular" Elizabeta froze after speaking,
Mary looked behind her thinking Elizabeta saw something,
Elizabeta grabbed Mary's hand as random music played in the room,
"Mary, now that we're friends, I've desided to make you my new project" she said smiling,
"Elizabeta, we've been friends for a long time"
"I know but that's what makes me so nice" she giggled,
Mary looked around hoping this was a joke,
"Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I" Elizabeta started to sing,
"You're singing?" Mary asked shocked and slightly scared,
"And lets face it, who isn't, less fortunate than I!? My tender heart tends to start to bleed,
"Tender? what are you-"
"and when someone needs a makeover, I simply have to take over, I know, I know exactly what they need"
"What the...?"
"And even in your case, though its the toughest case I've yet to face"
"Hey?!"
"don't worry"
"I'm very worried"
"I'm determined to succeed, follow my lead and yes in deed, you, will, be, popular"
"Oh god"
"You're gonna be popular, I'll teach you the proper ploys when you talk to boys"
"I'm single for a reason"
"Little ways to flirt and flounce"
"Flirt and what?"
"I'll show you what shoes to wear"
"I like my shoes"
"How to fix your hair"
"But I-"
"Everything that really counts
To be popular
I'll help you be popular!"
"I don't-"
"You'll hang with the right cohorts
You'll be good at sports"
"I'm good at sports"
"Know the slang you've got to know"
"Like 'Yolo'?"
"So let's start
'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go"
"What?!"
"Don't be offended by my frank analysis"
"Too late"
"Think of it as personality dialysis
Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
Sister and adviser"
"What?"
"There's nobody wiser
Not when it comes to popular"
"I'm really scared"
"I know about popular
And with an assist from me"
"Um"
"To be who you'll be
Instead of dreary who-you-were:well are"
"Hold on!"
"There's nothing that can stop you
You'll be good at sports"
"What was that?"
"La la la la
We're gonna make
You popular"
"Someone help me?!"
"When I see depressing creatures"
"Hey?!
"With unprepossessing features"
"Grrr"
"I remind them on their own behalf
To think of"
"Why you little-"
"Celebrated heads of state or
Specially great communicators
Did they have brains or knowledge?"
"Yes!"
"Don't make me laugh!He,he!"
"What?"
"They were popular! Please"
"Lies!"
"It's all about popular!
It's not about aptitude
It's the way you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be"
"You're scaring me"
"Very very popular
Like me"
"I give up"
"Why, Mary, look at you. You're beautiful."
"Your crazy"
"You're welcome"
"I didn't-
"And though you protest
Your disinterest"
"I'm still not interested"
"I know clandestinely"
"What are you.."
"You're gonna grin and bear it
Your new found popularity"
"What?!"
"La la la la
You'll be popular -
Just not quite as popular
As me!"
Mary watched as Elizabeta fell on the couch asleep,
"What. Was. That?" Mary almost screamed,
After checking to see if Elizabeta was alive Mary called Arthur hoping he could help,
"Hello?" Arthur said into his phone,
"Hey Arthur, it's Mary"
"What's wrong love? You sound worried"
Mary sighed and glared at the phone "ok remember this morning when I said I didn't want to know what you and Alfred did?",
Arthur stayed silent for a few seconds before replying "yes",
"Well, now I do, WHAT DID YOU DO!?"
"Calm down love it was a slight mishap with a spell nothing much, why?"
"Well me and Elizabeta were talking and she suddenly started singing 'Popular from Wicked', would you care to explain why?"
"We'll I may have casted a spell that will cause all the countries to randomly sing and dance to songs from popular animated kids movies or musicals when the situation is correct"
"...that is so...specific"
"I know"
"So can you reverse it?"
"Not until all the countries and their 2p sing at least once"
"Well I guess we'll need to get them to sing then"
"I sense a plan forming" Arthur said slightly worried,
"You know me so well" Mary said quickly before hanging up.
Ok so tell me what you think, I personally like this because if the humor and confusion, but I'm looking for your opinion, so you can favorite, follow, hate or comment, it's your choice!
