For the third time that day, Koizumi Akako sat on Hakuba Saguru's desk. This time, her smile was more seductive and presented a problem to the blond tantei. "Oh, precious stallion," she said in a purr that immediately made the boy wish he could pull off a vanishing act, "I have a favor to ask of you..."
He swallowed, not able to do much else. He cursed her witching ways as he gritted out, "What is it that you want, Koizumi?"
Smiling still, Koizumi leaned over to his ear and whispered the favor.
Hakuba's face went red as he listened. Then when she pulled away, he squeaked out, "I don't think I like being called your 'precious stallion' anymore."
Bad thing to say. A dark aura seemed to surround the witch as she glared down at him. "Would you prefer to be my precious gelding?" she hissed.
The tantei sank back in his seat, not able to do much else than shaking his head.
Immediately, Koizumi brightened up and pat him on the head. "My precious stallion," she said with a possessive tone before hopping off of his desk, "I'll get a ride from you yet."
By this time, Kuroba Kaito's curiosity could stand it no longer, and he leaned over to Hakuba. "So what exactly did she--"
"Ignorance is bliss, Kuroba," Hakuba managed to choke out from his slumped position. "And her power is the knowledge that she has shattered my blissful ignorance into tiny, tiny pieces."
Author's Notes: -sweatdrops- No idea what has possessed me. Actually, Icka! M. Chif made me realize that I had a nickname for Haku-chan that she never made up (when I had thought I had gottenit from her) and I suddenly got this twisted scene in my head. O.o' I managed to keep it as nothing but innuendo though -uncertain laugh-
The whole stallion thing is because of Hakuba's name meaning "white horse"...the gelding thing...well, that was me being sadistic as a gelding is a...well, an unequipped stallion -evil grin-
