vegeta's new hair!

behold !my first published fanfiction ever!which in my opinion is the funniest thing i've ever written

Disclaim: I DON'T OWN DBZ (or :( ) so in your faces lawyers!

Vegeta stared at his hair one day in the bathroom mirror one day. I wish I wasn't so short he thought ( and this never accured to him every time shenron was summoned?!) The hair wouldn't 'd stay 5"5 (damn he's taller than I am!WHAT A SELF ESTEEM BOOSTER ! NOT!)no matter what.

Which could mean only one thing ... new hair !

So Vegeta looked throuh the cabinant under the sink to borrow Trunk's special hair curlers (how else do you think he gets it so gorgeously? so very beautiful... oh great now I'm drooling !)

2 HOURS AND A COMB IN VEGETA'S EYE LATER...

Bulma was in the living room knitting ( :o ! ) when Vegeta walked in the room(I had to add this somwhere) shirt-less with curly hair looking completly seeeeeeeeeverly sexy "oh my god"she squeled

"HELLO MY LURRRRRRVE"he purred!

little did he know that those hair curlers were contaminated with a murderous virus that would destroy him!

He fell into the glass coffee table. Killed by glass, a virus and lust.

Wait,trunk's had been using the curlers before Vegeta!That means... OH MY GOD! I JUST KILLED OFF TRUNKS! I AM A MONSTER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

THE END! IF THIS FANFIC SUCKED, JUST ACCEPT , i'm working on a hardy boys/Naruto (with a little of dbz) crossover right now, but it's still just in a composition book. Anyway,even if this is crap,thanks for reading!