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Chapter one: WTF England?

It was a relatively normal three-day long world meeting. Today was the first day, and the argument was between Iceland and England; about what no one really cared to pay attention to. After a while of this however, it was finally time for the meeting to be done for the day, so the two of them had to stop.

After the meeting, as England talked with some of the other nations while trying to blow off his argument he noticed Iceland talk with Hong Kong and eventually leave with him. He knew that the two of them were going out, anyone who paid attention could see that, and from what he had heard the two of them really cared about eachother. He grumbled as they left and thought about how unfair it was for the two of them to have a great relationship, while his current one was on the rocks.

Deciding that it was time for him to leave, England left to have dinner. At the restaurant, he ran into China who was sitting by himself. Both being alone for the evening, the two of them decided to eat together. As they ate, the conversation became about Hong Kong and Iceland.

"It's nice that Hong Kong met someone he likes, aru," China began and continued, "but it would be better if he had fallen for a girl, aru."

"Why's that?" England asked.

"Because I want Hong Kong to have kids, aru," China answered. England was confused about this for a moment, but then he thought about how China always did seem to like babies and other cute things.

"But if you want a baby then why not just have your own?" England asked again.

"I'm too old to be raising a kid, aru," China huffed, "But that wouldn't stop me from being a doting grandpa, aru."

China then looked at his cell and decided that it was time to leave and said, "It's probably for the best however, aru. With his luck the mom wouldn't be good enough anyways, aru. Thanks for the meal, aru. See you tomorrow, aru."

England thought about this for a few minutes as he paid and went to a pub for a drink. It was at the pub where he spent the majority of that night drinking, only to leave early the next morning when he was kicked out.


The next day when it was time for the meeting, England was a complete mess. Still drunk and barely on time, while the other nations were getting ready for the meeting he slammed the doors open and began laughing and yelling hellos at everyone. As he did this, he spotted Hong Kong and Iceland talking and stumbled over to them.

Once he was in-between the two young boys, he grabbed Hong Kong and said, "Hello lad, long time no see. Howv'e ya and your lil' boyfriend been."

"Are you, like, alright?" Hong Kong asked while Iceland simply got annoyed for being pushed out.

England however simply continued by saying, "Ya know something, I remember talking about you last night and yar lil' problem. So I came up with an answer!"

Hong Kong then looked at him confused at what he was saying. As he tried to figure out what his little problem was, England began to recite several sentences in Latin. When England was done with this, He kissed Hong Kong square on the lips.

All the people who saw this, Hong Kong and Iceland especially, where now even more confused and surprised. After a few seconds which felt like hours for the on-looker, Iceland recovered from his surprise and smacked England in the back of his head with a briefcase and screamed, "What the Hell do you think you're doing?"

The hit to the head was strong enough that England fell over and shortly afterwards fell asleep. Iceland than turned to Hong Kong and asked, "Are you alright?"

"…Ya…," was all he got as a reply.

After this, the other nations decided to go on with the meeting while England slept off his drunkenness on a sofa nearby. The second day of the meeting went by without too many other issues, and soon they were done for the day. Like yesterday, Hong Kong and Iceland then left to spend the evening together.


It was around ten o'clock when the two teenage nations reached Iceland's hotel room. Here the two of them told eachother goodnight in whispers, knowing all too well that Norway was most likely waiting for Iceland's return on the other side of the door. Ever since they started dating, whenever Iceland came back from a date Norway would always either be in his house or hotel room or he would call Iceland. Even if they tried to make sure Norway did not know about their date, he would still know; which simply lead Iceland to assume that Norway was spying on him.

After the two of them said goodnight, Hong Kong kissed Iceland lovingly and left. Once he was out of sight, Iceland finally went into his room, and like he expected Norway was sitting in the room's armchair reading a book.

"How was your date?" He asked, not even looking up from his book.

"It was alright," Iceland answered while wondering why his brother found it his duty to practically stalk him when it came to him dating Hong Kong. His thinking of this was cut off, however, when his head suddenly began to hurt badly and he became very tired.

Iceland then looked over to Norway and said, "Would you mind going back to your room now, I think I'm going to just go to bed now."

"Not feeling well?" Norway asked glancing up at him. To this Iceland scowled and said, "It's just a headache, I should be fine tomorrow. Now good night."

With this Norway simply marked his spot, got up, walked to door and said goodnight before quietly closing the door.

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