Lawl... this is my first fan fiction in quite some time... so I'm warning you, it sucks balls! (Cartman's balls to be exact xD)
THE GAY SONG
CHAPTER 1: (with a wee description)
Stan: 17
Kenny: 16
Kyle: 16
Cartman: 17
•Kyle is wearing smexi black skinny jeans, green striped sweater, and boots (I don't know wut kind xD)
Kyle lost the hat years ago, and he no longer has a jew fro. (he almost looks like a girl from behind...LOL)
•I HAVE NO IDEAS FOR WUT CARTMAN IS WEARING! please help meh... (he isn't fat anymore. He lost weight and gained muscle. {{{*Q* - Is thinking bout shirtless, non fat sexi beast xD}}} tho he has somewhat short chestnut brown hair, and he only wears his hat on snowy days.
•Stan, isn't in this enough for me to need a description of his clothes (YET).
Same with Kenny...(YET)
(btw, Kenny, Kyle, and Cartman were hanging out at Stan's house...wif Stan and stuff xD)
THIS FAN FICTION WAS NOT CREATED TO OFFEND ANYONE!
Kyle sat down on Stan's couch in the living room. He turned up the volume on his Ipod when his favorite song came on. He had started to hum along to the tune when Cartman came in the room. "What the hell are you listening to Kahl? That music sounds terrible!" Kyle glared at the taller male in front of him.
"Well, If you MUST know, I'm listening to Fireworks by Katy Pe-"
"THAT SONG IS SO GAY!" Kyle's eye twitched, then he sighed.
"What song are you listening to?" Cartman smiled.
"Born this way by Lady GaGa!" Kyle tried his hardest not to laugh.
"...And you think my song is gay? Cartman, you are a stupid fat fucktard you know..."
Stan had listened to the whole converstaion. He was being a ninja and hid around the corner where Kyle and Cartman couldn't see him. 'Damn. I don't wanna have to break up ANOTHER fight again...' When Cartman began to speak again, Stan payed more attention.
"First, I'm not a fat fucktard jew, second, two guys make out in that music video, and third, .GAY."
Kyle got so pissed he stared to shake.
".."
Cartman chuckles.
"Love you too jew,"
Cartman said as he leaned over and lightly kissed the jew's forehead.
Stan went pale and felt like he was gonna lose his lunch...
HAHAHA END 'O CHAPTA ONE :D how'd all yoo kyman fans like it?
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FREAKINGRAINBOWS (aka kymanlove1999)
