THE DREAMER-a remake These poor ass people worked their ass off all their whole lives just to live in this pissy ass hut with an apple tree out front and a river beside it. One night the man of the family dreamed about following the river to this damn bridge and to wait there three days so he could get rich. So the poor dude went to the damn bridge, stood in the middle, and waited. On the first day, he watched some damn goats get eaten by a creature under the bridge. On the second day, he watch a bunch of kids play on the side of the bridge then fall of into the water and get eaten by this big ass crocodile. On the third day, one of them crazy ass preacher dudes came out, but instead preaching about God and shit, he preached about an apple tree with a trunk of gold at the roots.
Well the crazy ass poor dude ran all the way home, grabbed a chisel and started digging. After two years, he had dug the roots from underground and the damn apple tree died and fell on their house. He then saw another apple tree on the other side of the river, so he used pieces of his house to dig it up with his pregnant wife. Finally, they hit something. It was hard, like his dick when he watched his fat wife work, and OMG! It was a treasure chest! The crazy ass preacher dude was right, so years later and the couple made a big house and babies to fill it up with, they went back to the brige and threw change at the old man and laughed and laughed because that dude was rich too, thanks to them. All of this from some crazy acid-trip dream made by crazy men. The fucking end.