A real life fairytale

By animefangirl1111- sasuke1111

Disclaimer-A\N. alright I have written nothing for a lonooooooooong time I know this but I was mondo depressed about losing all the work I did at my old school and went into author withdrawal I have spent lots of time doing nothing basically and now nothing is depressing me more than losing all my stuff so instead of writhing a whole lot of stuff that I wrote ages ago and being very pissed because I have to rewrite it in the first place I am moving on with my life and have designed an awesome cool story which depicts my life but so I and all readers involved don't get bored to tears and die from said boredom I am jacking it up a tad you know my kind of jacking up werewolves vampire ninjas and lets not forget a few people that have not got the appropriate attention they so rightly deserve for playing an essential part in benefiting or destroying my life all those involved have new names based on role and personality so all close to me who reads this have fun depicting which person you are supposed to be for some it will be easier than others the fun part though all names I use unless stated at the beginning of said chapter do not for any purpose belong to me they are just being borrowed to enrich my own twisted desires

Chapter 1

I survive my first glance at hell

"light hurts" that was my first thought I reckon it's everyone's and all these new noises and all these people I think two of them are my parents they sure sound familiar. Why are they all so close to me I want to sleep not listen to them tell me how cute I am so I open my mouth to say shut the hell up you annoying people but since I am only a newborn loud screeches is all that actually came out this hurt my ears so I started crying . When that happened most of the people backed off so I was content. When we arrived home I was given a huge gift a Mickey mouse about ten times my size I loved it. Everyday from that point foreword I was the center of everyone's attention something told me that this was going to be short lived so I milked it for all it was worth. All my toys were mine my room was mine and as far as I was concerned the whole fucking house and everyone that entered it was mine. I figured out as my newborn membership began to draw to a close that I could do things that no one else could see except me I could create white energy and small force-feeds when I was upset but if I tried to show my family they wouldn't as usual understand the words coming out my mouth which usually consisted of "hey mom dad look what I can do it's big and white and if I throw it at things they fall and go BOOM" this of course would impress no one except me and I could read minds by the time I was 11 months. This led to seeing energy other than the kind that I was creating I could see it coursing through everyone and everything I looked at for a long time. One day though I saw a particularly off thing going on with my mother nine months ago I had noticed that she was beginning to become quite enlarged or at least more than usual this perplexed me and I began to make inner jokes like, "hey mom you had too many Twinkies recently" but the problem did not alleviate itself even when mom was eating odd things that I had never seen anyone eat before. I was 1 years old when I finally noticed it I wasn't exactly sure of what was going on but a was watching her one day while I played with Mickey and I saw it a big orange and red spot on my moms stomach it was odd since I had only seen blue and white energy before this point this thing inside my mother was different and no offense to the orange blob but I was never I huge fan of different so I walked up to my mother and touched her while she slept and that is when I had my first glimpse of the future the blob was a person or at least it was going to be after it got out of my mom. Would I like this present blob soon to be a person why was it warm and nice feeling and then like it was right there in front of me I heard it or what I presume was it's thought. "I'm bored I like heat but all of this crowded space is making it a little too hot when do I get to be free when can I play and fight and eat yes eat meat lots and lots of meat preferably mashed up so I can eat it with no teeth I can't wait till I have teeth err" he thought as he knawel on his cord or what I think was a cord I could only see it's chakra not it's actual shape. After that I chose to tune him out since he then went on a tirade about meat and fighting and some guy named captain crunch. Wasn't that some kind of cereal ugh why am I tiring to make sense of the thoughts of a thing that isn't even human yet. I will cross that bridge when I come to it for now I am sleepy and want a nap. "WAAAAA daddy get your lazy ass in here and carry me to bed" I screamed. But of course the only thing that made any sense was the crying, dam I can't wait till I can talk. As I went to sleep though I was unaware that that bridge aka the blobs birth would come sooner than I could have ever thought.

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Wow could anyone make being born and the first year of life any more interesting I doubt it next chapter will be the official introduction of the blob later.