Well, sequel time already, huh? Welcome back, I guess. Hope you guys like this one.
PhantomAL
New Jersey Uber Allies
"He who makes a best of himself,
gets rid of the pain of being a man"
-Dr. Johnson
(Danny's POV)
Nowhere special.
Those words repeated in my head as we made our way down the road for the second time.
The driver: Me, Danny Fenton Age: 18
The passenger: Sam Manson Age: 18
The mission: a new trip.
Did that explain everything to you?
No?
I thought not.
Well, here's what was happening.
Four months ago, Sam and I were so fed up with our lives that we decided to take a big road trip across the country. So, I bought a red Cadillac, named The Great Red Shark, and I picked up Sam, and we were off.
Over the next two months, we traveled all across the country. From Colorado, to Nevada, to the Hoover Dam, to Pennsylvania, and finally…Las Vegas; Sin City.
During the course of this trip, I found myself growing insane. I originally thought it was the heat, but as time went on, I suspected it was something else. That "something else" was something
Las Vegas was everything TV and movies taught me, only worse. I got drunk, I gambled, and I got Sam really pissed off.
Turns out, that fight we had was just the thing to get us together, FINALLY. But getting together was going to take one more thing: facing my insanity.
My insane self was created around the time of the infamous "fake-out-make -out" It was the embodiment of all the pent up feelings I had for Sam; all the feelings that I'd neglected to release earlier. And since this guy lived in my brain, he knew all of my movements and attacks.
But, using a inspired guess, and Jolt Cola, I was able to create what I like to call "artificial insanity". Using that new power, I was able to destroy my insane self. Sure, I got a bruised jawbone and a sprained ankle, but I also got the girl in the end.
So, fast forward to today.
It was the day before Sam's birthday and I got her the perfect gift: an all-around-the-world trip, just the two of us.
But it turned out that this was going to be harder than we thought to get through all of this.
What follows are my adventures with Sam, including arranged marriages, search parties, fast cars, insanity, and French People.
Didn't say it was gonna be easy, did I?
Didn't think so.
But what I can say is that once you go past the breach of sanity and into the realm of insanity, there's no turning back. And as I soon discovered, I crossed that line longer ago than I thought…
