-Daddy? – said the three year old girl, rubbing her gray eyes.

-Yes, Rachel? – answered House, from his piano.

-I can't sleep – she sat on the piano's bench besides her father.

-Do you want me to play to you?

-No… I want a story.

-Okay – House got up, picked up his cane, got Rachel's hand and walked to her room with her. Rachel laid down on the bed and House went to the shelter – Which one?

- Make one for me, daddy.

-Fine – he sat on the bed – Once upon a time a very beautiful princess called… Pisa – Rachel giggled – Pisa was feeling alone so she put an ad on a dating site looking for a prince. A lot of princes came: Prince Jeric Loreman from Africa. – Rachel laughed – Prince Mobert Phase from Australia – Rachel giggled again. – And Sir Dregory Mouse. The most handsome, hot and cripple knight in the United States. The princess created three tasks: the sword fight, the horserace and the joke challenge. Phase won the fight with Loreman. Loreman lost from Mouse and Mouse lost from Phase. But only because of his great hair.

- How prince Phase looks like dad?

-Just like prince charming. And with the same accent. – Rachel giggled – Well… Mouse won the race. Phase was the second and Loreman didn't finish it. On the joke task, Loreman almost made Pisa sleep. Phase did make Pisa sleep. But Mouse, didn't just wake her up but also made her laugh. So Pisa said : "Sir Mouse, I'm pleasant to declare that you are the winner". But she felt sorry for Phase and Loreman so she introduced them to her cousins: Tameron and 15. 15 married Loreman, Tameron married Phase and Mouse married Pisa and they lived happily ever after.

House looked down and saw that she was asleep. Without making noise he picked his cane, got up and went back to his piano. But stopped when he saw who was resting on the door frame.

-Hi Greg – said Cuddy.

-Hi Lisa – House kissed Cuddy.

-Nice story. But you didn't say what they did after the wedding?

-Sex. A lot of sex.

-So hi – Cuddy showed him her hand – Pisa Buddy.

-Dregory Mouse – he kissed her hand and kissed her lips. Then they went to their room, enjoying the life of husband and wife.

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Dedicate this story to the user ForeverTuesday13. Thanks for the advice, Olivia. Hope you understand them now ;)