The Voodoo Doll of Doom!
This is my first fanfic and no one's gonna stop me from continuing! BWHAHAHAHAHA!
Errr… I mean this is my first fanfic. ENJOY! D
Italics: thinking
Bold: anything that's worth bolding
Underline: err…any thing that's worth underlining
Before you start… what's a voodoo doll?
Some random person: Oookaaay, what's a voodoo doll?
A/N: …heh heh
Some random person: Well, what is it?
A/N: It's this doll thingy that when you put a person's hair in, you can control them using the doll.
Some random person: I... don't get it…
A/N: This is how it works
Step 1: get a person's hair and shove it into the doll
Step 2: whatever you do to the doll, happens to the person with the hair."
Some random person: I still don't get it.
A/N: Sigh... Whatever, just read the story
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Milo
Chapter 1: RAMEN!
"Arrrgh! Where is it? Don't tell me that was the last one!" yelled Naruto while his stomach gurgled loudly.
The blond shinobi was in his pantry looking for his usual packet of instant ramen, only to have realized that there's no more left in the box.
" Why my ramen? WHY?" Naruto called out into the empty ramen box.
"NOOOOO!" he began to panic, looking away from the box.
"There's gotta be some left" He dug deeper and deeper into his huge stash of unhealthy food. He grabbed the items at the bottom of the now unstable pile and threw them aside.
"GAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
The incredibly large amount of food came avalanching onto the hungry genin, causing him to be buried under bags of marshmallow, popcorn, chocolate, candy and any other foods that goes in the pantry.
Maybe there's still some left under the bed… Naruto was referring to the pile of miso flavoured ramen that he had hidden when he was three years old.With that decision made, Naruto swam (not literally though) through the edibles and slid the door open. All the food hurled out into the kitchen. Packets of gummy bears bounced away, bottles of soft drink and milk flavoring rolled across the room.
Okaaaay, I'll clean that up later… He stepped over the mess and headed towards his bed.
"Ramen, Ramen, Ramen…" he sang, reaching under the wooden furniture, lifting it up to reveal a trap door.
"Sweet delicious ramen…" the young ninja continued as he yanked the handle.
"…Wait for me my ramen…" his voice trailed off. Tears of disappointment filled his blue eyes.
"T-there's no more..." Naruto sobbed "W-w-why does the Ichiraku r-ramen have to close today."
"OH WELL, TIME TO SHOP FOR MORE!" he announced with more excitement than ever, jumping up and started to march towards the door
"Nothing gets in the way of the future ho-GYAAAAAK!"
Naruto had stepped on a tin of Milo, fallen face first onto the cold hard floor. His head had managed to crack a few tiles.
"What the…WHO PUT THIS THING HERE!" The blond ninja yelled, having already forgotten that he had caused a massive pile of junk to spill out from the pantry earlier. With and annoyed groan, he picked up the tin and chucked it out the window, being very inconsiderate of that poor person who just so happens to be right underneath.
"Ramen, ramen, ramen, wonderfully, chewy, stretchy, ultra-mega- tasty ramen" Naruto sang while a loud cry of pain and a bunch of swearing was heard in the background. Of course Naruto hadn't heard that unfortunate person since his singing was drowning out all the other noises, plus he has ultra-crappy observation skills.
Naruto was walking down the street with the ramen song stuck in his head. He had this great idea of letting everybody know how great ramen is so he sang his song at an ear-splitting volume.
"Ramen in pork and beef," he chanted while he walked pass a very burnt and disfigured Milo tin, (yep it's the one that Naruto threw out the window).
"Healthy for your teeth-"
"Hey, Naruto!" The blond genin's made-up song was interrupted by a sharp poke in the back. He whirled around to see…
"Konohamaru?"
"Yep, that's me, the one and only Konohamaru-sama!" was the young ninja-to-be's reply
"Yeah, yeah, what do you want?"
"I'm…"
"Yeah?"
"…gonna…"
"Uh huh,"
"TELL YOU THAT I AM THE NEXT HOKAGE!"
End of ChapterHow's that? (Alright! A cliffhanger!) I know that there's nothing in there that has anything to do with voodoo dolls but there will be soon... Review if you want to find out what's happening
