Disclaimer. Unfortunately, I have to give all credit to JK Rowling for the amazing characters of whom I'm stealing. But my Siri says it's OK.

Peter don't exist. I hate Peter. ( Beta's note: Me too!)

The boys were grinning as the Slytherin table got engulfed in green, slimy goo. Somehow, Sirius' hand had found Remus' and Remus stopped grinning as he pulled his hand away, busying himself with his breakfast he blushed. A voice hissed in his ear,

"You want me Moony"

"Do not"

"Do too"

"Do not"

"Do too"

"Do not"

"Do too"

"Do not"

"Do too"

"Do not"

"Do too"

"SIRIUS ORION BLACK, I DO NOT," Ablushing Remus sat back down having stood up to end the whispered argument.

James was gave them an odd look then returned to feeding Lily.

"Dorm now." Remus muttered and with that he practically dragged Sirius away from his beloved breakfast.

IN THE DORM

"So Remy, what do you want?"

"What was the stuff in the hall about?" Remus half-yelled.

"One question first. Are you gay, straight or bi?"

Remus was stunned, "Um, gay, why?"

"That's good. I just thought I'd tell you, I like you and will you go out with me?" Sirius stumbled over his words a little, and Remus grinned.

"I would love to. Can we seal the deal?"

HALF AN HOUR LATER.

The two boys stumbled into Potions looking a little rumpled but holding hands.

Lily let out a stage whisper. "Finally. Do you think they were the only ones who didn't notice, James?"

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