Dislaimer: I do not own any of the TDI characters. But if I did- wow, did I do a good job. No animals were harmed due to the making of this season of TDH, maybe Chef and Chris but none of the animals, which should be good enough for you.


"Welcome to Total Drama High! Where our campers will be all attending, yes, Total Drama High. All of the same campers are going to be here from the cause of pulling some strings," Smirked the host, looking at the camera and wearing his brown shirt and camouflage pants.

"I am here at Total Drama High, as we await the arrival of our 22 students! But while we are waiting I am going to give you a tour." Explained Chris, flashing his signature smile while the camera moved back to focus on the front of the school. The school had brown bricks surrounding it and a flag that waved in the breeze that showed 'TDH'. There are steps leading into the school, the railings covered with yes, gum. (Chris thought it might have boost the ratings if the school really did look like its part.)

"The students are heading to here by bus from the Playa De Losers, oh and the funny part about it is, they all think they are going home. But no! Do you think we would let them go that easily?" His eyes twinkled and he let out a laugh, "So if they seem a little angry then that's perfectly normal."

"We have about an hour before they come so until then Chef will have to deal with those 22 anticipating teenagers!" Chris turned and walked into the school, pushing the doors aside. Lockers were in a row inside of the hallway as the host moved through walking into what seems to be a classroom, "This is one of the many places where Chef will be teaching them and challenging them to all of our ability. Everyday the students will gather here and await the challenges that they will face."

The host exited the room and walked through the long hallway, at the end of it was a huge cafeteria. The cafeteria had a huge platform in which no tables were; in fact the tables were jammed together into the corners of the Cafeteria. Chris walked out onto the platform and explained, "Here is where our students will eat and yes, have to yet again face what Chef Hatchet makes up for them. From toe nails to Mystery Meat I'm sure Chef will make up the same stuff that will bring back some old and maybe not wanted memories of TDI." Upon saying that he neared a cup of soup and the camera looked inside of it, revealing a brown concoction, "What? I didn't say that food was going to look any better." He grinned, "Good thing I have real food back in my office."

"Now this is where our students will be staying, with a roommate as well." Continued Chris as pushed another door open to reveal several doors which had numbers on them, "The roommates will be hand-picked by me and Chef Hatchet, and will be the most unlikely of pairs."

The host continued down the hall of dorms and walked into a room that had a silver nametag that said 'The Host' in big letters on his desk. Chris proceeded to the chair and leaned back in it, admiring his nametag on the desk, "Man, I have always wanted one of these things." He suddenly looked up, realizing he was still on camera and concluded,

"Welcome to Total Drama High! School is in session!"


If anybody would like to suggest any challenges or anything you would like to see on this season of TDI that you would find hilarious to do (and it probably will be) just review and tell me. Your reviews count, as do all of the fish in the sea.