(AN~ Since I saw that so many of you liked my last list fanfic and that so many of you kept asking for more I decided to make a sequel. Thus this little stinker came to be. Thanks are given to my long time friend and slave driver Hoshi Shindou. Also I would like to note that I forgot to give her credit for helping my out with the last one too….I think she's planning on killing me sometime soon. So until then please keep reading!)
Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto, stop trying to sue me!
1- Stop complaining about my wardrobe, all you wear is black and blue, tell me are you a bruise?
2- Stop using so much hair gel, you're gonna get cancer
3- Stop being rude to our friends
4- Yes they are your friends too
5- Of course that counts Gaara
6- Yes I agree that Sakura's hair color is creepy looking at times, but you don't need to tell her that to her face
7- Stop eating nothing but tomatoes
8- Stop telling me I'm a hypocrite, at least ramen has an assortment of vegetables and meats in it
9- My name is not idiot or dobe
10- Stop burning my underwear, it gets cold in the winter and unlike you mister ice-for-blood I actually like to avoid hypothermia
11- My Little Pony is the best damn show you've ever seen, believe it!
12- Christmas is about family togetherness, so stop trying to chidori Itachi every time I invite him over
13- We will never have sex again without lube, it's either that or no more sex, I mean it this time
14- I will never like bondage, stop trying to change my mind
15- You need to take a joke, so what if I dumped a bucket of water on your head, last week you shoved me out of a tree
16- On that note, stop shoving me out of trees
17- Stop telling Tsunade that you think Kyuubi's seal is loosening every time you get pissed of with me, those check-ups are starting to make me twitch afterwards
18- They're not dolls they're action figures
19- Damnit Sasuke, you broke my Beach Malibu Barbie
20- Just because I'm blonde dose not mean I am an idiot…..that time with the hose proves nothing
21- Ow, I am never playing tennis with you ever again, you are just way too competitive
22- I will not play basket ball with you either, I think you broke my rib
23- You know what, I am never playing sports with you, we were playing football, I was on your team, you weren't supposed to tackle me
24- I am never having sex with you in a public restroom again, we're no longer allowed back in that restaurant thanks to you
25- You wanna know why I wear dresses from time to time, the look on your face when you see them, that look is epic
26- Stop lying to me, Sai really is your long lost twin brother isn't he, OW, fuck you broke my nose
27- Sasuke, I like kinky sex as much as the guy, but I said it before, NO BONDAGE!
28- You think people give me weird looks when I talk to Kyuubi, you should see how many weird looks you get when you start laughing maniacally while you talk about killing Itachi
29- I said I wanted a dog, and we're keeping Mr. Princess (for any confused readers out there, that is the dogs name)
30- A soccer ball? No I don't think he looks like a- did you just try to kick him!
31- Even if I do wear dress sometimes I am still a man, so stop telling people that I am
PMS-ing
32- I want to be seme
33- Sakura is not a stalker so stop calling….SHE TOOK PICTURES OF WHAT!
34- You threw out my ramen flavored ice cream
35- So what if I like High School Musical, the songs are awesome
36- I do not have ADD, you just think that-…..do you smell something burning
37- Ha I can so cook, at least I've never burnt down the kitchen before
38- Stop dodging my hugs
39- My hugs are not glomps, only girls glomp
40- I am not a girl
41- There are monsters beneath my bed
42- Nuh-uh, Kiba did not lie to me
43- Kiba is not a bad influence, you are you pervert
44- You think I'm stupid? Your vocabulary consist of three words and they are hn, dobe, and usaratonkatchi (AN~I think I spelled the last one wrong)
45- No more sex toys, I like to be able to walk the next day
46- Wipe that smirk off you face
47- Get rid of the fan girls, they scare me
48- Stop changing the phone number, so what if sakura knows it, she needs to, she's our friend and team mate, what if she needs to tell us something important
49- It's a Halloween party, and yes costumes are necessary
50- You are not allowed to go as yourself
51- Nor are you allowed to dress up as 'the-guy-who-doesn't-give-a-fuck', also how would you do that huh?
52- Stop telling me to shut up, I am too pregnant, just look at the pee stick
53- Just because you're horny does not mean you can just kick our friends out of the house
54- Don't use the excuse 'the house is on fire', they're all expert ninjas, I think they can tell whether or not the house is on fire, especially if you walk nonchalantly back inside and lock the door
55- Yes you are drunk, and stop groping me in public already
56- Stop trying to get me drunk
57- I still wont agree to bondage even if I'm drunk so stop trying already
58- I never want to watch that movie again, it's way too scary, you know I hate ghosts
59- I am not scared of cockroaches, aaah! There's another one, kill it Sasuke, kill it kill it kill it!
60- I don't care if he tried to hug you, you shouldn't go around breaking peoples legs
61- You broke his leg during practice so you will be the one to take Lee to the hospital
62- Yes you are emo, you wear almost nothing but black, I found some really weird poetry you wrote about stabbing Itachi in the eyes, you're freakishly pale and you never go out into the sunlight
63- Looking back on the last one you could also possibly be a vampire…..I'm calling a priest
64- Whydid you burn down Ino's house? Why?
65- What the hell is an idiot savant?
66- If I'm an idiot savant then what's my one talent?
67- My only talent is not having a nice ass!
68- If I wanna dance butt naked in my house on my own time that's my business, if you want to join me go ahead
69- What did you do with all of my clothes?
70- Stop staying up all hours of the night playing Call Of Duty
71- Stop staring at me when I eat bananas, why in the world would you find it that interesting?
72- Damn it Sasuke, get your mind out of the gutter
73- We are celebrating Christmas this year, if we don't I think I just might explode from all your emo tendencies
74- It's my birthday party, I can invite whoever I want
75- Yes, that includes Gaara too
76- I don't care if you think he's creepy, he's my friend
77- Also I can hang out with whoever I want
78- You're paranoid, not everyone in Konoha is out to 'try and jump my bones'
79-You're crazy, Sai was not staring at my ass
80- Just wear the goddamn bracelet Sasuke
81- Well sorry I thought it would be romantic
82- The thing with the toaster was an accident, so would you please shut up about it already
83- Uhmm, Sasuke? It seems that Mr. Princess is actually a 'Ms. Princess', she just had babies all over those new sheets you just bought- No! Don't kill them!
84- You know about the thing I said about sex in public places, that does include the movie theater
85- Stop being mean to Konohamaru, he didn't know he was walking in on 'baby-making-time'
86- So what if I like calling it baby-making-time
87- How the hell was I supposed to know that only women could get pregnant, Iruka wouldn't let me come to school on the days they taught that in class
88- Take that stick outta your ass already, it makes you look fat
89- You messed up my pillow again, I told you to stop using so much hair gel
90- Where did I get the jerky flavored condoms? Gaara gave them to me for Christmas.
91- Holy Shit! Did you just faint?
92- What's wrong with saying 'Believe it'. It's my catchphrase.
93- Say that to me again and I'll rasengan your face so hard we wont have to worry about the fan girls anymore
94- If I wanted a lecture on operating a stove then I would have gone over to Iruka's
95- Sasuke I want another pet….no I did not kill the last three, YOU did!
96- If you keep telling people I have PMS I will never let you have baby-making-time with me again
97- Why the hell do you have rope? I SAID NO BONDAGE ALREADY
98- Did you just stab my bunny slippers?
99- You know you can be sweet when you want to, that also means you can stop being a jack ass any time too
100- I love you very much. No bondage.
(AN~ it has been done! You all asked for it and I did it! Now I shall proceed to eat the delicious Spaghetti waiting for me upstairs, but before I forget I must tell you one thing. REVIEWyou know you want to.)
