Joker's Log-Arkham Asylum

I'm annoyed; today I was sitting there having a good time rehashing old times with my therapist when that stupid Bat came barging through the door accusing me of breaking out the previous night. He didn't even give me a good stare it was just one that said I want to crack your head open. My question to him was why the hell would I come back if I was able to get out. Yet, people call him the great detective. I told him to let me know when he finds the imposter that way I can kill the guy myself. My therapist has been telling me that there are consequences for every decision, and the consequence for impersonating me is I get to kill you. Hmm, creative ways to kill an imposter that's one I'm going to have to think about. I'm thinking something that involves vast amounts of cosmetics. Then again, maybe hair-dye? So many choices, what to choose?

Moving on, I can think about that more later on. My therapist is rather odd, kind of funny. I'm sitting there discussing multiple ways to decapitate someone with a Frisbee and she's telling me to watch my language and try not to swear so much. I'm told her reasoning is because that's offensive in normal society, but apparently decapitating people with Frisbees is acceptable. I don't make the rules I just blatantly ignore them.

I was bored out of my mind so I watched the news today, and found out that two-face is back in here. If he was going to break out he should have taken me with him. Then I could have had some real fun with the current Robin. Wonder where the Bat finds all those kids anyway. I bet he goes to the circus, finds an annoying creepy kid, and tells the kid that Batman wants him as his new sidekick. Maybe I should consider something along those lines. Although clown in a circus far too cliché. Then again, would the Bat expect it? Still, I do need to find a way out of here if I plan to put any of this into motion. If I can figure out how Batman gets in I can follow him out. Unfortunately, he's not in a straightjacket like me. So what if the degree of difficulty goes up? That just gives me more bragging rights when I succeed.

My therapist tells me it's good to plan for success for when I am rehabilitated. I don't see rehabilitation happening, but I do plan to get out of here. Down side to breaking out of here is I have to get Harley out, as well. The girl may not look it, but she has a mean streak in her. Plus, I can have her focus on the Bat's other little tag-a-longs while I deal with the Bat and Robin. I could have a really fun time breaking that kid. I wonder how my therapist would feel about that one. She would probably tell me that society looks down upon that kind of thing, but that would be a lie. I've read the paper and I've seen what some people in Gotham want to do to the Bat idiots. It makes me feel like what I do is kind. I just torture and kill. There are people that wish to destroy their entire lives, which is just giving me more ideas.

Anyway, back to my little imposter problem. Maybe it's not so much a problem as a solution. If this guy likes me enough to portray me then maybe he likes me enough to break me out of here. Then that leaves the whole do I kill him or not problem. Maybe I could deliver him to the Bat and he can figure it out while I go find his little birdie and have some real fun. Yeah, that sounds good. Night Journal.