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On the outskirts of Blackthorn City, walked a teenage boy. He was in the gangly stage of his teenage years but was dressed accordingly for a autumn morning. He wore his signature attire of a grey shirt under a trench coat and black jeans. He lowered his head. It didn't help that Blackthorn was up north but it was freezing! He heard a low hissing and murmured "Excalibur..."

The owner of the name dropped out of the tree that the teen was passing under. He hissed "Ser, serperior".

Excalibur was none other than a Serperior and he was ticked it was so cold. He coiled loosely around his trainer's neck and growled. The teen laughed in response as his other Pokemon companion materlized beside him. This one was a Gengar who let loose its signature cackles. He was a Gengar whose name was Cinnabar...yes, like the island.

Cinnabar growled and gestured wildly ahead. Compling with it, the teen looked forward to see a woman in a white dress who looked lost. He ran up to her and asked," Hello. Do you need help?"

The woman looked at him and stuttered, "O-oh well, not really. My name is Arcania. Yours?"

The teen replied, "Obsidian", while adjusting his cliched hat. It was just plain black that was stitched up haphazardly.

The woman pressed a black orb into his hand and said, "Trust in your ideals, young one" but was cut off by Obsidian's yelp of "This is cliched! Why are you giving me some random orb?"

Arcania winked, "You know how all champions stalk promising trainers. Cynthia and Dawn. Lance and Gold. Alder and White. It's a secret."

With this, she walked off. Obsidian rolled his eyes, pocketed the orb, and made his way back to Blackthorn City. Cinnabar stated telepathically, "What a freak."

Obsidian simply shrugged and Excalibur and Cinnabar got in a heated disscussion in Pokemon language.

Just about a few minutes from Blackthorn, a shrill scream rang out. The three companions gave each other shocked looks before taking off at Ninjask speed. What they came upon was something that shouldn't exist.

The three ran into Blackthorn and Obsidian's reaction was "What in Arceus' name are those things?"

The "things" didn't even have a definite shape, just staticky backwards L-shaped blobs of data. Their crys sounded like a strangled Nidoran but sounded vaquely like "Miss..ing-g-gNOOO!"

Taken back by, well, everything about, Obsidian screamed a very unmanly scream which attracted one of the creatures. It floated towards him and with a small shove, pushed Obsidian to the ground where his last thought before giving in to the side effects, was 'How much does it weigh? Three thousand pounds?"

Said side effects were visions of things that should not exist such as wharever gibberish came out of the young trainer's mouth and a place called Glitch City. Seeing their trainer's spastic seizures, the two Pokemon leapt into action, dealing critical Leaf Blades and Dark Pulses to their foes.

Obsidian came of his sleep fairly quickly but was still very groggy. Lying on the ground, was the black orb. In a daze, he picked it up and yelped as it shocked him. Once again on the ground, it grew larger...and larger...

AN:Sorry for short post. Will make longer!