THE MAJESTIC SEXY GANONDORF

I wasn't going to the dance for any other reason, i just wanted a glance of the Dark Lord. Even if it was for a few seconds, it would be worth it.

I wasn't going with anyone, no friends, no boyfriend. A had little money and not many possessions. Only my small, humble home just outside Ordon with my old companion, Billie, my horse. I spent my days painting and drawing mostly, but more often than not i would take my Pictobox and out ride into Hyrule field with Billie and capture anything of interest.

One dark, mysterious day, i decided to walk into Hyrule Field by myself, with only my Pictobox, where i saw the most unexpected, fantastic scene unfold infront of me. There, on the hill stood a gigantic black horse beast with it's rider atop. The shadowy figure leapt from his horse, pulled out his sword and began an astonishing sword fight with another smaller figure that i had not noticed. The shadow figure towered above the smaller man.

The battle continued for another half hour or so, all the while i was taking Pictographs of it, until the smaller man fell to the ground; exhuasted. The Shadow figure stood next to him and chuckled. He put away his sword and mounted his horse, then rode off into the distance.

I stood for a few minutes, awe-struck before a ranger with a cart pulled up beside the collapsed man. He helped him and took him back to Hyrule.

It was only a few days later, when i purchased a News Paper from Hyrule Castle Town, did i discover that it was the Dark Lord himself. It was commonplace for an adventurer to find themselves battling The Dark Lord in Hyrule field, but few had ever witnessed it and no one had ever won. Although no one had been killed in the battles, many were left severly injured. From that day, i dreamt of meeting The Dark Lord. His skill and bravery bewildered me. However scary everyone else thought him, i found him attractive and interesting. I wanted to know everything about him.

(TO BE CONTINUED)