Hey-ooo! This story is something that my friend and I came up with while we were high on Mountain Dew-therefore, the title says it's a collab with The Starkiller (she also tells me to ask you guys to check out her other stuff). This story is completely AU, so don't complain that they lived in the '90's. Gracias.
-Stanley
¡Stanley and Starkiller Meet Harry Potter!
By: Stanley03 and The Starkiller
Chapter One
"Starkiller and Stanley, please come to the Headmaster's office!" the loudspeakers blared. A chorus of "ooooooh"s arose in the classroom. The two fifth year witches were secretly thrilled to be called out of History of Magic, taught by Professor Kallungi.
"That was lucky!" Stanley told her friend.
"Yeah," Starkiller agreed. "If I sat there any longer, I would have used an Unforgivable on myself."
They arrived at the Headmaster's Office after goofing in the girls' lavatory for ten minutes.
"Milk Duds," Starkiller and Stanley said at the same time. The door swung open.
"Sit down," Professor Sutton commanded. The two witches sat down instantly. "Do you know why you're here?"
"I have no idea, Professor-" Stanley said, but Starkiller interrupted her.
"We didn't do it!" she interrupted.
"You're not in trouble," Professor Sutton reassured. The fifth years sighed audibly in relief. The headmaster chuckled. "The reason you were called is because you were chosen to be exchange students." The students were ecstatic.
"What school are we going to?" Stanley asked.
"You will be going to England's Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry-" The two students had an instant fangirl moment. They both loved the books written by a British Muggle author about Hogwarts, called "Harry Potter". "-You will be traded for two students called-" the Professor had to pull up the original email from the Hogwarts headmaster, Albus Dumbledore. "Their names are Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle."
"Poor bastards," Starkiller whispered to her friend. "They get Crabbe and Goyle!" Stanley snickered at their classmates' bad fortune.
"Is there something funny about that, Miss Starkiller and Miss Stanley?" the professor asked as he raised an eyebrow.
"No sir," they said.
With that, they left the office, wondering what awaited them at Hogwarts.
