Red Vs Blue And Power Puff Girls Cross Over Chapter 1
(Just To Let You These Are The Original Power Puff Girls Not That Reboot Bull Shit)
Red Vs Blue And The Powerpuff Girls Don't Belong To Me
Chapter 1: From Stumbled Begainings
Sarage:Hey
Lopez:Si?
Sarge:You Ever Wonder Why Were Here?
Lopez:No s por qu estamos aqu Somos el producto de alguna coincidencia c smica o hay realmente un Dios cuid ndonos y cosas, no s el hombre pero mis cables est n fritos solo por pensarlo?
Sarage:What?
Lopez:Huh?
Sarge:PRINCESS PEACH TRANSILATE THIS!
Donut:He Says He Thinks That Grif Should Be In Charge.
Lopez:No.
Sarge Then Shoots Grif
Grif:Owwww
Sarge:Take That Dirtbag!
Meanwhile At Blue Base
Church:Caboose!
You Hear Gunshots And Screaming
Caboose:Yeah?
Church:Caboose Who Did You Just Shoot?!
Caboose:Me, Ah, I Didn't Shoot Anyone, But Totally Unrelated Washington Shot Himself In The Arm 26 Times While Evily Laughing
Carolina Walks Up To Church And Caboose
Carolina:Epsolan Have You Seen Washington!
Church:Well This Fucking Idiot Shot Him!
Church Looks At Caboose As He Says That
Carolina Then Punches Caboose Into A Wall And Runs Into Blue Base
Caboose:Yay That Was Fun I Want To Play That Game Again!
Church:(under his breath) oh my fucking god.
Meanwhile Inside Blue Base
Carolina:Wash?, Wash?!
Washington:I'm Over Here!
Carolina See's Washington Bandaging Himself
Carolina:What Happend?!
Washington:Well Caboose Walked Up To Me Said Hi And Out Of Nowhere Just Randomly Shot Me In The Arm 26 Times
Carolina:How In The Hell Did You Survive That?!
Washington:I Don't Know It's Almost Like This Is Some Crappy Fanfiction Written By A Kid With Nothing To Do For Hours On End
Carolina And Washington Both Look At The Camera For A Second And Turn Back To Face Each Other
Washington:Sooooo, I Wonder What The Reds Are Up To
Meanwhile At Redbase
Donut And Lopez Are Working On A Macheene
Donut:Okay Lopez This Machene Is Allmost Finished We Just Have To Tighted These Nuts
Donut Stares At Loose Bolts
Lopez: Por qu incluso hablo con usted? Necesito obtener una orden de restricci n
Donut:I Know Lopez My Lightish Red Armor Is Pretty
Lopez:idiota.
Grif Runs Up
Donut:Oh Heeeey Grif
Donut:Do You Want To Nail Polish Lopez's Armor Lightish Red?
Grif:Donut I Don't Have Time For Your Shit Right Now, I, NEED, OREO'S
Donut:I'm Kind Of Busy Pully Up On My Throtle
Donut Starts Pulling A Lever Labled Throtle Up
Grif:So Whats It Do?
Donut:Acually It...
Grif:Never Mind I Just Realized,I Don't Care.
Church And Washington Run Up To The Reds
Washington:Donut, Did You Steal My E.M.P?!
Donut:You Mean EMP?
Washington:No I Mean E.M.P!
Donut:I Was Using It For My Machene
Washington: What Kind Of Machene Need's A E.M.P?!
Donut:One That "Explodes" With Color
Church:Listen Asshole's Just Give Us Back Our Stuff!
Caboose Then Runs Up
Caboose:Pretty Button's.
Church:Son Of A Bit-
Machene:Actvating EMP!
Washington:EMP?!
Then A White Light Emurges Out Of The Machene And Surounds The Base
And The Entire Blood Gutch Get's Teleported Leaving A Big Craiter In The Ground
Mean While In The Out Skirts Of Townsvile
There Is Nothing But Grass And Townsvile In The Distance
And Then Blood Gultch Apears And Smashes Into The Ground
Church:-ch!
Washington:Wait What Just Happend?!
Donut:It Apears We've Been Teleported
Church:Well No Shit Shuerlock!
Donut:Oh There Is Shit
Grif:Wait WHAT!?
Meanwhile At Blue Base
Everyone Runs Up To Blue Base
Church:Okay It Was c-
Carolina:Let Me Guess, Caboose?!
Caboose:Well You KnoW What They Say You Are What You Eat And I Ate Alot Of Bombs., Oh My Gosh Did I Esplode, Am I Dead, AGHHHHHHHHHH I AM DEAD!
Church:You Not Dead Dumbass.
Washington:So Where Are We
Carolina:I Don't Know My Radar Can't Pick Up Anything There All Jammed From The Explosion
Carolina Walks Out Of Blood Gultch And See's A City (Clearly Townsvile)
Carolina:I SEE A CITY!
Washington:Do You Think It's Safe To Take A Closer Look
Sarge:DON'T YOU SEE THE CITY IS A NIFARIOUS TRAP SET UP BY OUR ENEMIES AND THE MOMENT THAT WE ENTER WAM STRAIGHT IN THE PRIVATES!
Simmons:Sarage I Don't Think That's Likly
Washington:I Don't Know He Might Not Be That Far Off It Could Be A Trap, A Simulation!
Sarge:If Anyone Dies!,I Want It To Be Grif.
Grif:Hey!
Carolina:I'll Go In And Explore I'll Radio You If It's Safe!
Washingtion:Okay We Will Be Here.
Carolina Walkes Off In The Distance Twords The City
Meanwhile At The Untonium Residence
The Hotline Rings
Blossom Picks Up
Blossom:What It It Mayor
Blossom:A Robot Walking Around Town With A Gun
Blossom:We'll Get Right On It
Blossom:COME ON GIRL'S A ROBOT IS IN TOWN WITH A GUN!
Buttercup:Yes, I Was Hopeing To Kick Some But Today!
They Fly Out As 3 Lights Speed By The Screen
Meanwhile Downtown
Everyone Is Cowering In Fear As They See Carolina
Carolina:Hello Are You People Allright?!
Carolina Raidios Washington
Carolina:I See People But There All Scared Of Something I'll Radio You Back If More Happends
Washington:Okay Carolina Be Carefull
Carolina:Don't Worry I Have Training And 3 Guns I Think I'll Be Fine
Carolina Turns Off The Radio Shee Keeps Walking Untill From Behind Her She Hears A Voice
Blossom:Allright You Thing Stop Right There!1
Buttercup:Or Else!
Bubbles:Please!
Blossom and Buttercup:Shut Up Bubbles!
Carolina:Are You Kids Playing Some Game Of Cop's And Robbe-
Just Then Buttercup Punches Her
Carolina:Damn, These Kids Are Strong!
Carolina Then Punches Buttercup But Buttercup Dodges It And Grabs Her Fist And Throghs Her Into A Building
Carolina Then Gets Up Epsolan Apears Beside Her
Carolina:Epsolan I Need An Armor Enhancement
Church:Wich One?
Carolina:ALL OF THEM!
Church: I Dont't Think I Can-
Carolina:JUST DO IT!
Church:Okay, But It's Your Funiral
Blossom Than Punches Carolina's Shield Away
Blossom:Give It Up Mojo Your Robot Will Never Defeat Us!
Carolina Then Looks At Church And They Both Shrug
Then She Punches Blossom Flinging Her Halfway Across The City
Buttercup:Man It's Tough, To Bad Were Gonna Have To Trash It
Buttercup Then Uses Her Heatvision On Carolnas Helmet But It Relects Off And Hits Bubble In The Eye's
Bubles:(Criess)
Blossom Then Shows Back Up
Blossom:Carefull Bubbles!
Blossom:Mojo's Uped His Game!
Then Blossom Frezes Carolina With A Huge Wave Of Ice
Church:Oh Son Of A Bit-
Meanwhile At Mojo's Base
Mojo Look's Through His Telescope And Sees The Powerpuff Girls And Carolina Fighting
Mojo:What Someone Is Distroying The World And Its Not Me That Is Not Possible I Am The Evilest If Someone Is Eviler Than Me That Would Mean I Am Not The EVilest ANd That Is Not Posasble Because I, AM, MOJOJOJO!
Mojo:Clearly This Isnt A Robot, Those Fighting Styles Can Only Be Replcated By A Freelancer
Mojo Than Gets On A Hover Board And Fly's To The Powerpuff Girls
Meanwhile With The Powerpuff Girls And Carolina
The Ice Freezing Carolina Begains To Crack And Then Shaders
Bubbles:Oh No Mojo's Robot Is Unfreazing
Carolina:Robot?!
Mojo:WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!
The Girls Look Over In Shock
Mojo:I Should Be Defeating You Not Her
Church:A Talking Ape?, IS THERE SOMETHING IN THE WATER!
Blossom:Wait, So, This Isn't Your Robot?
Mojo:(ignoring her comment grabed a giant robot and started attacking them)
While The Girls Were Distracted Carolina Called Washington
Carolina:Wash, Theres Something Wierd About This Town
Washington:How So?
Carolina:Theres Talking Ape's, Cowering People, Giant Robot's, And Mutant Bug Eye'd Girl's
Washington:Is There Something In The Water
Church:I KNOW THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
Carolina:Clearly I Don't Stand A Chance Againsed Mutants So What Should I Do
Washington:Come Back To Blue Base We'll Figure Out Where We Are There
Carolina:Okay
Carolina Than Retreated And Headed Off Into The Distance As The Robot Distroyed The Town
Church:WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP THEM!?
Carolina:For All We Know These People Couldn't Even Be Real!
Church:But We Shouldn't Take Any Chances
Carolina:Fine
But When She Turned Around The Robot Was Distroyed And Mojo Was In A Cop Car Beaten Up To A Bloody Pulp
Carolina:Well I Guess They Have That Covered.
Blossom:Now Lets Go Take Care Of That Robot!
Blossom Bubbles And Buttercup Fallow Carolina To Blood Gultch Without Her Knowing
Meanwhile At Blood Gultch
Washington:What Happend?!
Church:Some Assholes Attacked Us
The Girls Were Watching From Behind Blue Base
Bubbles:(wispere) What Dose Ass Hole Mean
Blossom:(wispere) I Don't Know But Shut Up
Grif:Hey Shut Up You Kids I'm Trying To Take My Daily 24 Hour Long Nap
Blossom Then Punched Grif In The Head Killing Him
Blossom:(wispere) So There Are More Robots
Cabboose:What Was That
Buttercup Than Talks From Behind The Cliff While Grif's Body Is Laying On The Ground And Says
Buttercup:Nothing Robot Friend I, Uh,ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, RANDOM EXUSE!
Caboose:hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Okay Bye Grif With 2 F's
Blossom:(wispere) That Was To Close
Then Sarge Walks Up And Blossom, Bubbles, And Buttercup Hide Behind The Cliff
Sarage:Grif You Dirtbage Get Out Hea- Oh Grif Is Dead, WOOHOO I SHOULD REWARD WHO EVER KILLED GRIF
Sarge Then Walks Off Into The Distace And You Faintly Hear Him Say
Sarge:Simmons Did You Kill Grif
Meanwhile Where Srage Is
Simmons:Wait Grif Is Dead?!
Sarge:Yes, And I'm So Happy!
Carolina:SOMEONE KILLED HIM!
Sarge: Yeah, Your Point Is?!
Washington:Can You Take Us To Him
Meanwhile Closer To Blue Base
Sarge:See He's Dead Hmmmm, (yells) Hey Who Ever Killed Grif Kill Donut Next!
Blossom:(wispere) Wait, He's A Robot Can't They Reprogram Him
Caboose:wHO SAID THAT
Tucker:Said What?
Washington:I Didn't Hear Anything.
Church:Neather Did I And I'm And AI With Advanced Hearing
Caboose:Oh Hello Santa Clause
Church:Who Are You Talking T-
Just Then Blossom, Bubblbs, And Buttercup Flew Tword's Them
Buttercup: Okay Robot's Give Up!
Sarge:Did You Kill Grif
Washington:Robot's!
Bubbles:Yeah Your All Mojo's Robots, Right?
Sarge:Anyone Who Kills Grif Isn't The Enemy, There Our Alieas
Grif:Acually I Was Still Naping
Simmons:How Did You Survive That?!
Grif:Because I Jam Snacks Into My Armor.,Wait, MY SNACKS!
A Bunch Of Poped Chip Bags And Cracked Oreo's Came Out Of His Helmet
Grif:If I Don't Have Any Snacks This World Isn't Worth Living In Anymore.
Grif Then Grabs A Granade And Throughs It On The Ground
Simmons Then Grabs Grif And Throughs Him Out Of The Way
And A Big Explosion Comes In The Backround
Church:We Are Not Robots Dumbass!
Buttercup:I Don't Buy It
Blossom:Will You Forgive Us
Church:no.
Bubbles:Wait, What
Church:NOOOOOOOOOO!
Everyone Starts Fireing There Guns At The Powerpuff Girls
Reds And Blues:GET OUT!
They Then Sadly Leave As The Reds And Blues Fliping Them Off
Later That Day
Grif:So That Was Wierd
Simmons:I Know But For Now Lets Get Some Sle-
Before Simmons Could Finish His Sentence Grif Fells Asleep
Grif:(snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore!)
Everyone Falls Asleep
Meanwhile In The Cave
Doc Wakes Up
Doc:Where Am I
Doc:Oh Yeah I'm In A Cave hahahahaha
Then His Laugh Transforms Into O'mallys
O'mally:HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
?:Your Not The Only One
Then The Shadow Steps Into The Light To Revial Felix
