Red Vs Blue And Power Puff Girls Cross Over Chapter 1

(Just To Let You These Are The Original Power Puff Girls Not That Reboot Bull Shit)

Red Vs Blue And The Powerpuff Girls Don't Belong To Me

Chapter 1: From Stumbled Begainings

Sarage:Hey

Lopez:Si?

Sarge:You Ever Wonder Why Were Here?

Lopez:No s por qu estamos aqu Somos el producto de alguna coincidencia c smica o hay realmente un Dios cuid ndonos y cosas, no s el hombre pero mis cables est n fritos solo por pensarlo?

Sarage:What?

Lopez:Huh?

Sarge:PRINCESS PEACH TRANSILATE THIS!

Donut:He Says He Thinks That Grif Should Be In Charge.

Lopez:No.

Sarge Then Shoots Grif

Grif:Owwww

Sarge:Take That Dirtbag!

Meanwhile At Blue Base

Church:Caboose!

You Hear Gunshots And Screaming

Caboose:Yeah?

Church:Caboose Who Did You Just Shoot?!

Caboose:Me, Ah, I Didn't Shoot Anyone, But Totally Unrelated Washington Shot Himself In The Arm 26 Times While Evily Laughing

Carolina Walks Up To Church And Caboose

Carolina:Epsolan Have You Seen Washington!

Church:Well This Fucking Idiot Shot Him!

Church Looks At Caboose As He Says That

Carolina Then Punches Caboose Into A Wall And Runs Into Blue Base

Caboose:Yay That Was Fun I Want To Play That Game Again!

Church:(under his breath) oh my fucking god.

Meanwhile Inside Blue Base

Carolina:Wash?, Wash?!

Washington:I'm Over Here!

Carolina See's Washington Bandaging Himself

Carolina:What Happend?!

Washington:Well Caboose Walked Up To Me Said Hi And Out Of Nowhere Just Randomly Shot Me In The Arm 26 Times

Carolina:How In The Hell Did You Survive That?!

Washington:I Don't Know It's Almost Like This Is Some Crappy Fanfiction Written By A Kid With Nothing To Do For Hours On End

Carolina And Washington Both Look At The Camera For A Second And Turn Back To Face Each Other

Washington:Sooooo, I Wonder What The Reds Are Up To

Meanwhile At Redbase

Donut And Lopez Are Working On A Macheene

Donut:Okay Lopez This Machene Is Allmost Finished We Just Have To Tighted These Nuts

Donut Stares At Loose Bolts

Lopez: Por qu incluso hablo con usted? Necesito obtener una orden de restricci n

Donut:I Know Lopez My Lightish Red Armor Is Pretty

Lopez:idiota.

Grif Runs Up

Donut:Oh Heeeey Grif

Donut:Do You Want To Nail Polish Lopez's Armor Lightish Red?

Grif:Donut I Don't Have Time For Your Shit Right Now, I, NEED, OREO'S

Donut:I'm Kind Of Busy Pully Up On My Throtle

Donut Starts Pulling A Lever Labled Throtle Up

Grif:So Whats It Do?

Donut:Acually It...

Grif:Never Mind I Just Realized,I Don't Care.

Church And Washington Run Up To The Reds

Washington:Donut, Did You Steal My E.M.P?!

Donut:You Mean EMP?

Washington:No I Mean E.M.P!

Donut:I Was Using It For My Machene

Washington: What Kind Of Machene Need's A E.M.P?!

Donut:One That "Explodes" With Color

Church:Listen Asshole's Just Give Us Back Our Stuff!

Caboose Then Runs Up

Caboose:Pretty Button's.

Church:Son Of A Bit-

Machene:Actvating EMP!

Washington:EMP?!

Then A White Light Emurges Out Of The Machene And Surounds The Base

And The Entire Blood Gutch Get's Teleported Leaving A Big Craiter In The Ground

Mean While In The Out Skirts Of Townsvile

There Is Nothing But Grass And Townsvile In The Distance

And Then Blood Gultch Apears And Smashes Into The Ground

Church:-ch!

Washington:Wait What Just Happend?!

Donut:It Apears We've Been Teleported

Church:Well No Shit Shuerlock!

Donut:Oh There Is Shit

Grif:Wait WHAT!?

Meanwhile At Blue Base

Everyone Runs Up To Blue Base

Church:Okay It Was c-

Carolina:Let Me Guess, Caboose?!

Caboose:Well You KnoW What They Say You Are What You Eat And I Ate Alot Of Bombs., Oh My Gosh Did I Esplode, Am I Dead, AGHHHHHHHHHH I AM DEAD!

Church:You Not Dead Dumbass.

Washington:So Where Are We

Carolina:I Don't Know My Radar Can't Pick Up Anything There All Jammed From The Explosion

Carolina Walks Out Of Blood Gultch And See's A City (Clearly Townsvile)

Carolina:I SEE A CITY!

Washington:Do You Think It's Safe To Take A Closer Look

Sarge:DON'T YOU SEE THE CITY IS A NIFARIOUS TRAP SET UP BY OUR ENEMIES AND THE MOMENT THAT WE ENTER WAM STRAIGHT IN THE PRIVATES!

Simmons:Sarage I Don't Think That's Likly

Washington:I Don't Know He Might Not Be That Far Off It Could Be A Trap, A Simulation!

Sarge:If Anyone Dies!,I Want It To Be Grif.

Grif:Hey!

Carolina:I'll Go In And Explore I'll Radio You If It's Safe!

Washingtion:Okay We Will Be Here.

Carolina Walkes Off In The Distance Twords The City

Meanwhile At The Untonium Residence

The Hotline Rings

Blossom Picks Up

Blossom:What It It Mayor

Blossom:A Robot Walking Around Town With A Gun

Blossom:We'll Get Right On It

Blossom:COME ON GIRL'S A ROBOT IS IN TOWN WITH A GUN!

Buttercup:Yes, I Was Hopeing To Kick Some But Today!

They Fly Out As 3 Lights Speed By The Screen

Meanwhile Downtown

Everyone Is Cowering In Fear As They See Carolina

Carolina:Hello Are You People Allright?!

Carolina Raidios Washington

Carolina:I See People But There All Scared Of Something I'll Radio You Back If More Happends

Washington:Okay Carolina Be Carefull

Carolina:Don't Worry I Have Training And 3 Guns I Think I'll Be Fine

Carolina Turns Off The Radio Shee Keeps Walking Untill From Behind Her She Hears A Voice

Blossom:Allright You Thing Stop Right There!1

Buttercup:Or Else!

Bubbles:Please!

Blossom and Buttercup:Shut Up Bubbles!

Carolina:Are You Kids Playing Some Game Of Cop's And Robbe-

Just Then Buttercup Punches Her

Carolina:Damn, These Kids Are Strong!

Carolina Then Punches Buttercup But Buttercup Dodges It And Grabs Her Fist And Throghs Her Into A Building

Carolina Then Gets Up Epsolan Apears Beside Her

Carolina:Epsolan I Need An Armor Enhancement

Church:Wich One?

Carolina:ALL OF THEM!

Church: I Dont't Think I Can-

Carolina:JUST DO IT!

Church:Okay, But It's Your Funiral

Blossom Than Punches Carolina's Shield Away

Blossom:Give It Up Mojo Your Robot Will Never Defeat Us!

Carolina Then Looks At Church And They Both Shrug

Then She Punches Blossom Flinging Her Halfway Across The City

Buttercup:Man It's Tough, To Bad Were Gonna Have To Trash It

Buttercup Then Uses Her Heatvision On Carolnas Helmet But It Relects Off And Hits Bubble In The Eye's

Bubles:(Criess)

Blossom Then Shows Back Up

Blossom:Carefull Bubbles!

Blossom:Mojo's Uped His Game!

Then Blossom Frezes Carolina With A Huge Wave Of Ice

Church:Oh Son Of A Bit-

Meanwhile At Mojo's Base

Mojo Look's Through His Telescope And Sees The Powerpuff Girls And Carolina Fighting

Mojo:What Someone Is Distroying The World And Its Not Me That Is Not Possible I Am The Evilest If Someone Is Eviler Than Me That Would Mean I Am Not The EVilest ANd That Is Not Posasble Because I, AM, MOJOJOJO!

Mojo:Clearly This Isnt A Robot, Those Fighting Styles Can Only Be Replcated By A Freelancer

Mojo Than Gets On A Hover Board And Fly's To The Powerpuff Girls

Meanwhile With The Powerpuff Girls And Carolina

The Ice Freezing Carolina Begains To Crack And Then Shaders

Bubbles:Oh No Mojo's Robot Is Unfreazing

Carolina:Robot?!

Mojo:WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!

The Girls Look Over In Shock

Mojo:I Should Be Defeating You Not Her

Church:A Talking Ape?, IS THERE SOMETHING IN THE WATER!

Blossom:Wait, So, This Isn't Your Robot?

Mojo:(ignoring her comment grabed a giant robot and started attacking them)

While The Girls Were Distracted Carolina Called Washington

Carolina:Wash, Theres Something Wierd About This Town

Washington:How So?

Carolina:Theres Talking Ape's, Cowering People, Giant Robot's, And Mutant Bug Eye'd Girl's

Washington:Is There Something In The Water

Church:I KNOW THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

Carolina:Clearly I Don't Stand A Chance Againsed Mutants So What Should I Do

Washington:Come Back To Blue Base We'll Figure Out Where We Are There

Carolina:Okay

Carolina Than Retreated And Headed Off Into The Distance As The Robot Distroyed The Town

Church:WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP THEM!?

Carolina:For All We Know These People Couldn't Even Be Real!

Church:But We Shouldn't Take Any Chances

Carolina:Fine

But When She Turned Around The Robot Was Distroyed And Mojo Was In A Cop Car Beaten Up To A Bloody Pulp

Carolina:Well I Guess They Have That Covered.

Blossom:Now Lets Go Take Care Of That Robot!

Blossom Bubbles And Buttercup Fallow Carolina To Blood Gultch Without Her Knowing

Meanwhile At Blood Gultch

Washington:What Happend?!

Church:Some Assholes Attacked Us

The Girls Were Watching From Behind Blue Base

Bubbles:(wispere) What Dose Ass Hole Mean

Blossom:(wispere) I Don't Know But Shut Up

Grif:Hey Shut Up You Kids I'm Trying To Take My Daily 24 Hour Long Nap

Blossom Then Punched Grif In The Head Killing Him

Blossom:(wispere) So There Are More Robots

Cabboose:What Was That

Buttercup Than Talks From Behind The Cliff While Grif's Body Is Laying On The Ground And Says

Buttercup:Nothing Robot Friend I, Uh,ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, RANDOM EXUSE!

Caboose:hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Okay Bye Grif With 2 F's

Blossom:(wispere) That Was To Close

Then Sarge Walks Up And Blossom, Bubbles, And Buttercup Hide Behind The Cliff

Sarage:Grif You Dirtbage Get Out Hea- Oh Grif Is Dead, WOOHOO I SHOULD REWARD WHO EVER KILLED GRIF

Sarge Then Walks Off Into The Distace And You Faintly Hear Him Say

Sarge:Simmons Did You Kill Grif

Meanwhile Where Srage Is

Simmons:Wait Grif Is Dead?!

Sarge:Yes, And I'm So Happy!

Carolina:SOMEONE KILLED HIM!

Sarge: Yeah, Your Point Is?!

Washington:Can You Take Us To Him

Meanwhile Closer To Blue Base

Sarge:See He's Dead Hmmmm, (yells) Hey Who Ever Killed Grif Kill Donut Next!

Blossom:(wispere) Wait, He's A Robot Can't They Reprogram Him

Caboose:wHO SAID THAT

Tucker:Said What?

Washington:I Didn't Hear Anything.

Church:Neather Did I And I'm And AI With Advanced Hearing

Caboose:Oh Hello Santa Clause

Church:Who Are You Talking T-

Just Then Blossom, Bubblbs, And Buttercup Flew Tword's Them

Buttercup: Okay Robot's Give Up!

Sarge:Did You Kill Grif

Washington:Robot's!

Bubbles:Yeah Your All Mojo's Robots, Right?

Sarge:Anyone Who Kills Grif Isn't The Enemy, There Our Alieas

Grif:Acually I Was Still Naping

Simmons:How Did You Survive That?!

Grif:Because I Jam Snacks Into My Armor.,Wait, MY SNACKS!

A Bunch Of Poped Chip Bags And Cracked Oreo's Came Out Of His Helmet

Grif:If I Don't Have Any Snacks This World Isn't Worth Living In Anymore.

Grif Then Grabs A Granade And Throughs It On The Ground

Simmons Then Grabs Grif And Throughs Him Out Of The Way

And A Big Explosion Comes In The Backround

Church:We Are Not Robots Dumbass!

Buttercup:I Don't Buy It

Blossom:Will You Forgive Us

Church:no.

Bubbles:Wait, What

Church:NOOOOOOOOOO!

Everyone Starts Fireing There Guns At The Powerpuff Girls

Reds And Blues:GET OUT!

They Then Sadly Leave As The Reds And Blues Fliping Them Off

Later That Day

Grif:So That Was Wierd

Simmons:I Know But For Now Lets Get Some Sle-

Before Simmons Could Finish His Sentence Grif Fells Asleep

Grif:(snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore!)

Everyone Falls Asleep

Meanwhile In The Cave

Doc Wakes Up

Doc:Where Am I

Doc:Oh Yeah I'm In A Cave hahahahaha

Then His Laugh Transforms Into O'mallys

O'mally:HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

?:Your Not The Only One

Then The Shadow Steps Into The Light To Revial Felix