Disclaimer: I own not a god damn thang Rocky Horror, I don't even own dis story. Yes yes y'all, I freestyled it yo, but all it has is scenes from tha porno wit a lil mo' of a cold-ass lil certain characterz background.

Columbiaz POV

Magenta n' Riff Raff burst all up in tha doors; Frank holla'd at mah crazy ass ta put tha spotlight on his muthafuckin ass. But he also holla'd suttin' else yo. Dude holla'd

"I gots a straight-up boner fo' you, Columbia. I don't want you hurt." I couldn't believe mah ears. I nodded n' strutted off ta tha spotlight. I shone it on his ass all up in his whole song. I made shizzle da thug was perfectly up in tha center of tha circle of light.

Da cold lil' woo wop made me sad. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I didn't want Frankie ta leave, especially afta he'd holla'd at mah crazy ass he loved mah crazy ass afta all.

"How tha fuck sentimental." Magenta holla'd startlin Frank afta tha songz big-ass finish yo. Dude turned round ta grill em.

"And also how tha fuck presymtiouz of you," Riff added. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "'Cause you see, when I holla'd 'we' was ta return ta Transylvania, I referred only ta Magenta n' mah dirty ass. I be sorry as a muthafucka if you found mah lyrics misleadin yo, but you see, yo ass is ta remain here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. In spirit anyway." Da whole time da perved-out muthafucka holla'd it da thug was struttin closer n' closer ta Frank, wit Magenta at his heels, pointin a lazer at him, forcin his ass ta strutt backwards.

Shiznit son! They was goin ta bust a cap up in his ass n' all I could do was watch yo. Dude looked so scared n' vulnerable when he fell tha fuck back onto tha stagez steps yo. Dude slowly, cautiously stood up.

"Say phat bye ta all this, n' hello. . .to oblivion!" Riff holla'd.

No! I wouldn't let dis happen! I couldn't!

Da other playas holla'd thangs dat was so muffled dat I couldn't make up tha lyrics. They was goin ta bust a cap up in mah Frankie soon, Riff Raff n' Magenta were, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. I couldn't let dis happen, I couldn't son! I screamed

"NOOOOOOOO!" Just up in time. Da lazer hit me up in tha chest. Damn, dat hurt. I crumpled ta tha ground n' blacked out. Da last thang I heard was Frank scream n' tha sound of curtains fallin fo' realz. At dat moment I knew dat mah attempt at savin Frankie had failed.

Dat shiznit was a gangbangin' failed sacrifice.