AN: Hey! It's still Fluff week, and just so you know, I'd love it if people participated. I love fluff and I love reading fluff and I think everyone should. But whatever! I'm watching FIFA and thought of this because of my cravings. For salty, bad for you, spuddy goodness! Enjoy!
Robin: Skullenko doesn't own Teen Titans Go! or Teen Titans. That honor belongs to me!
Skullenko: I don't think it does…
"Fries."
I look up from my book, "What?"
Beast Boy stares at me, grinning, "Fries!"
I narrow my eyes, "What're you talking about?"
"I want fries." I sigh and put my book away.
"Okay, why are you telling me?"
"We should get some."
"…I don't want fries."
"You can get something else."
"I don't want to leave."
He hops up from his space on the couch and walks towards me. In the blink of the eye, a green kitten is in front of me, climbing into my lap. I push BB off (don't tell him I call him that), I know if he stays there long enough I'll end up saying yes. Ever persistant, he hops onto the head of the couch and nuzzles my neck.
"Pllllleeeaaase? It would make me happy!"
"Why do I care?"
"That emplies that you do care!"
I sigh. He's like a green mosquito. He just won't leave you alone until he gets what he wants.
"Come on," He jumps into my lap, and shakes his furry behind, "I'll let you play the Pokki game with me!" I blush bright red and throw him off.
"I hate you."
"You're no fun."
"And you're a green devil." I roll my eyes, "Just get fries by yourself."
"I want you to come with me!" I glared at him and he made the most adorable face in the world at me. Dang, I was about to crack.
Till he turned into a lion.
He pinned me to the couch, "You will come with me."
A burst of black energy sent him flying across the room, "NO."
He groaned and stood up, "Come on! I fought and almost killed Aqualad for you! You refused to come see the skeletons with me after I fought so hard for you and was SO intense! Can't you just get fries with me?"
"Beast Boy, I want to read!" And with that I picked up my book and began again.
I had 5 minutes of silence until I heard whimpering. I peered over the top of my book to see Beast Boy as a green sad eyed beagle lying on the floor. He noticed me staring.
"You never do anything with me…" He took shoulder racking sobs in between words, "You hate me."
I looked over sadly, beginning to feel guilty, "I don't hate you Beast Boy…"
"Yes you do! I always feel like such a pest around you! You seem to hate my very presence and somehow I always leave hurt! I'm just trying to include you in things and be friendly, but you just hate me!"
"Beast-"
"You know what I feel like? Your worst enemy!"
I sighed and floated over. "You know what I feel like?"
He looked up, "What?"
"Fries."
AN: Was it good? I don't know, I thought it was okay. I'm watching FIFA and there's an add for McDonalds around the field. I got sooooo hungry. I do feel like fries… I felt like breaking my laptop over my head, but then I didn't, because I'd get a concussion/die because my laptop is a dinosaur. A heavy one. Just so you know, the Pokki game is where you take a piece of Pokki (it's some sort of Asian candy biscuit stick covered in chocolate or strawberry sauce) and place it between two people. They both place an end of the stick between there mouths and start eating. Who ever pulls away first loses (you'd pull away, because eventually you'd kiss the other person).
Gizmo: You know what I feel like? Reviews!
