A/N: Thanks for providing this, Roleplayer48, as I was trying to come up with a deleted scene involving Derpy, but I was drawing a blank, and this completely perfect! Of course the Bear Cha Cha Cha is now stuck in my head now.
The Last Roundup: Deleted Scene 1: The Derp Cha-Cha-Cha!
*Ah, another beautiful day in Ponyville. When HASN'T there ever been a beautfiul day in Ponyville? Okay, well, there was that storm in ''Look Before You Sleep'' that somehow helped Sunrise find her way to our favorite duo. But APART from that ONE time, when HASN'T there ever been a beautfiul day in Ponyville? What's this? A banner on the front of the town hall building? Ooh, what do you suppose is happening THIS time around? Did Applejack save town from ANOTHER similar to Lion King stampede of cows and earn herself ANOTHER trophy? Has ''The Mysterious Mare Do Well'' retuned to humilate Rainbow Dash even MORE (even though I'm starting to not like Rainbow as much as I used to due to certain seasons)? No, it can't be that. There's a poster of Applejack on this banner. So, was I right the first time or is this something completely DIFFERENT involving Applejack going on here in the town hall? We may never know until Mayor Mare herself shows up to tell everyone (including the audience/readers) what's going on.*
Rainbow Dash: There. All set. Now, I...(gets zapped/temporarily electrocuted by a lighting bolt) YEEEOUCH! (Dazed) Did you order original recipe or extra crispy?
Derpy: (calling from a nearby thunder cloud she had been bouncing on) Whoops! Sorry, Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: Derpy?! YOU electrocuted me?!
Derpy: Hey! I said I was sorry, didn't I? What? Did you think I'd do something like that on purpose?
Rainbow Dash: (sigh) No. Of course not. Just please be careful, okay? Besides, you don't wanna do any more damage than you've already done. (Gestures to the slighty broken town hall that begins slowly breaking/falling off a bit)
Derpy: Oh my goodness! Did I do THAT?! (Hangs her head in shame) I'm so sorry, Rainbow Dash. I didn't mean to. Honest. I just don't know what went wrong.
Rainbow Dash: Well, it's a good thing I do. Why ARE you bouncing on a thunder cloud anyway?
Derpy: I've had a song stuck in my head since yesterday.
Rainbow Dash: Song? What song?
Derpy: The Bear Cha-Cha-Cha!
Rainbow Dash: Oh no. You don't mean that song from that show ''Bear In The Big Blue House'' that I was reminding Pinkie about that one time when I pretended that me and Fluttersny had to house sit for a bear that lives in a house, do you?
Derpy: Well, what else am I supposed to do since the doctor is off somewhere doing stuff without me?
Rainbow Dash: Have you tried going to Timon and Pumbaa's jungle with Sunrise Blossom yet?
Derpy: Huh? How does SHE get there without a TARDIS?
Rainbow Dash: I heard that Celestia gave her a special pendant that she can use to travel to their place whenever she feels like it. Does that answer your question?
Derpy: Oh. Hmm. Maybe I should ask Celestia if I should have one. But anyway, since the doctor is busy doing something else since we haven't seen him around Ponyville as much as we used to always do, I thought I'd take a trip down memory lane and watch all of my Bear In The Big Blue House VHSes and DVDs from my foalhood yesterday.
Rainbow Dash: Why THAT show of all shows? Why not something epic like live action movies that are so MY style?
Derpy: Nah. Cartoons are more fun. Anyway, I've had the Bear Cha-Cha-Cha song stuck in my head all last night and this morning that I can't stop singing it.
Rainbow Dash: (sarcastically) Gee, that's GREAT, Derpy. But could you sing and dance somewhere else and NOT on a storm cloud right NEAR the town hall? We have an announcement from the Mayor in a few minutes.
Derpy: Gee, I wish I could, Dash. But...(begins dancing/bouncing on the cloud again) uh oh! I'm getting that feeling again!
Rainbow Dash: Oh no! Not the singing! NOT THAT!
Derpy: Yeah, it's an itchin', a twitchin', a sctritchin', a scractin. It's time for the Bear Cha-Cha-Cha!
Rainbow Dash: NO! DON'T!
[Derpy]
When I feel my hooves start to twitch,
My lips go La La La La La La.
And my arms and legs get the itch.
It's time to do the Bear Cha Cha Cha!
Cha Cha Cha, Ha Cha Cha.
Gonna Cha Cha Cha, Ooh la la.
Time to Cha Cha Cha,
The Bear Cha Cha Cha!
Pinkie Pie: (appears out of nowhere behind Derpy) Did somebody say ''Bear Cha-Cha-Cha''?
Crowd Of Nearby Ponies Gathering To The Town Hall: ''Bear Cha-Cha-Cha''?
Twilight Sparkle: Uh, what's a bear cha-cha-cha?
Sunrise Blossom: Oh, Twilight. Surely you must remember that show ''Bear In The Big Blue House'' we also watched on VHS and DVD as foals.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh. THAT bear cha-cha-cha.
Derpy: Well, don't just sit there. Get up and do it with me. Come on!
[The Majority Of Ponies That Have Also Watched Bear In The Big Blue House]
Cha Cha Cha.
[Derpy]
Everyone!
[The Majority Of Ponies That Have Also Watched Bear In The Big Blue House]
Gonna Cha Cha Cha, Ooh la la!
Time to Cha Cha Cha,
The Bear Cha Cha Cha!
Cha Cha Cha!
[Derpy]
Now you might notice some people stop and stare.
[Lyra]
Who?
[Bon Bon]
What?
[Amethyst Star]
Why?
[Twinkleshine]
How?
[The Majority Of Ponies That Have Also Watched Bear In The Big Blue House]
Where?
[Derpy]
You can explain to them you're an honorary bear.
[The Majority Of Ponies That Have Also Watched Bear In The Big Blue House]
Yeah!
[Derpy]
Everybody now!
[The Majority Of Ponies That Have Also Watched Bear In The Big Blue House]
Cha Cha Cha, Ha Cha Cha.
Gonna Cha Cha Cha, Ooh la la.
Time to Cha Cha Cha,
The Bear Cha Cha Cha!
The Bear Cha Cha Cha!
[Derpy]
Cha Cha Cha!
(Song ends)
Rainbow Dash: (from a hole in the porch that had been created by a falling pillar that fell during the amount of lightning bolts from the cloud during the song) You all done now?
Derpy: (notices Rainbow Dash in the hole and gasps) Oh my goodness! You okay, Rainbow Dash? Is there anything I can do to help in any way to make you feel any better?
Rainbow Dash: (shooting out of the hole in a fit of uncontrollable Timon like rage) NO! NOTHING! NO MORE BEAR CHA-CHA-CHA-ING! NO MORE SINGING! NO MORE DANCING! NO MORE BOUNCING ON STORM CLOUDS! NO MORE NOTHING!
The Majority Of Ponies That Have Also Watched Bear In The Big Blue House: (feeling sorry for poor Derpy) Aww.
Sunrise Blossom: Aw, come on, Dash. Don't be to harsh on our friend. She didn't know she was dancing on a storm cloud.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah. If anyone's to blame here, it's that Bear and his catchy and enjoyable cha-cha-cha.
Sunrise Blossom: That and your grumpiness.
Rainbow Dash: (furious) WHAT?! Are you saying that I have bad temper like that Donald Duck guy?
Sunrise Blossom: Well...
Rainbow Dash: (shouting) I DON'T HAVE BAD TEMPER!
Mayor Mare: (appearing out of nowhere on the announcing stage type thingy) Ahem! If you don't mind SHUTTING UP FOR A FEW MINUTES, Miss Dash, I have a very IMPORTANT announcement to make.
Rainbow Dash: Oh, finally. It's about time. What kept you?
Mayor Mare: I was Bear Cha-Cha-Cha-ing with everypony else.
Rainbow Dash: Why did I have to ask?
Mayor Mare: Ahem! We are gathered here this morning to send Applejack off to compete in this year's Equestria Rodeo competition in Canterlot.
*The crowd cheers and stomps their hooves as Applejack, standing next to Mayor Mare, flushes in embarrassment at the attention.*
(Wow. Shy much, Applejack? What, have you gained stage fright like Fluttershy and her overly long running gag of being a ripoff of P-p-p-Piglet?)
Mayor Mare: And I would like to thank Applejack in advance for generously offering her up her prize money to me! The soon to be richer than Filthy Rich Mayor Mare of Ponyville!
The Crowd: (confused) Huh?
Mayor Mare: Errr...I mean...offering up her prize money to fix the town hall.
Applejack: Wait a minute. Ah never said anythin' 'bout giving mah prize money to you OR use it fix up the hall.
The Crowd: (even more confused) You didn't?
Applejack: (getting suspicious) Mayor? What's goin' on? Do you just want mah money for no gosh darn reason like those crooks Prince John, Mr. Krabs or Scrooge McDuck?
Mayor Mare: Yes. (Crowd gasps in shock) No! No! I mean...(fake scoff) Hmph! I'm insulted! Comparing me to Donald Duck's Uncle Scrooge, that cheapskate crab from Spongebob AND that ''Phony King Of England''? Tsk, tsk, tsk. For shame, Applejack! For shame! I should have you arrested and locked up for such accusations.
Applejack: Alright, look. If ya want to fix up the town hall SO BAD, then fine! Use mah prize money if ya have to. It's not like ah need it to be mah OWN stuff to buy with that money like food, water and other things involving that money such payin' mah bills and keepin' mah family and me ALIVE or anything!
Mayor Mare: YAY! MONEY! (The crowd gasps again) I mean...yay, town hall fixing!
Applejack: (sigh) Looks like this send off wasn't as nice as ah hoped it would be.
A/N: Yeah, and I blame Mayor Mare for that sad send off instead of a happy send off. Now I'm off to do the Bear Cha Cha Cha to get it out of my system. See you on Thursday! R&R everyone!
