I would say that I am pretty smart and 'wise' and that I have a good amount of experience.
I had been working as a doctor for ten years, officially starting when I was twenty-nine and then I was a drill sergeant and made the training requirements for recruits until I was forty-nine and before my life ended I became a librarian for the last ten years of it, there was a bonus that I was allowed to read whatever I wanted, as long as I helped the customers too.
So yeah, I think I'm smart and wise, it's just that common sense seemed to have disappeared between the time I was born to when I turned twenty-one and just never came back…
Then there were the parts that were "weird". Well, I wouldn't call them weird but my family did and most of the people I knew, only people I met online ( They are not friends unless you meet them in real life ! ) would tell me otherwise.
First thing first, I am an anime fan, not one of those that try learning Japanese from the series, more of a casual fan but a fan nonetheless.
And there was one series that I loved more than any other.
One Piece was the highlight of my day and I don't care if people call me a bandwagon for that. It was one of the few that somehow made me feel... special . Sure, there were parts that even I got irritated at, Luffy being such an idiot , Sanji being such a pervert , Nami being practically abusive and stuff like that. If they were real I would love to be friends with them but I would probably not be able to sail with them without going completely mad…
Second thing was that I had done so much research on One Piece for various reasons, writing fanfics, just because I'm curious and for the impossible, like being reincarnated to that world ( You can't tell me you haven't thought of that !) practically ingraining the knowledge and dates in my brain, and now that I look back at it I am glad I did. But either way, my family saw it as me throwing away my life.
I was on my way home from work and had just crossed the road when I heard a loud honk, so I looked back, behind me a little girl had fallen and was crying over her scraped knee and a truck was on its way towards her, going too fast and was too close to stop in time, so I did the obvious.
I jumped over to her and protected her with my body.
I could have said that it all went black and I didn't feel a thing, but why lie? It hurt, Christ on a fucking stick it hurt . I couldn't move or scream or even see and everything felt like it was being crushed by hundreds of tons of metal.
But I could hear, I heard a scream but it wasn't mine, probably the little girl, I heard a woman telling me that it was going to be fine and I think that I heard sirens in the background.
I knew I wasn't going to be 'fine'. I worked as a doctor once dammit, and I knew what broken ribs felt like and I had at least five of them and knowing my luck? At least one my lungs were probably punctured but I couldn't know for sure.
Then even sound started to fade out, until the last moment I heard the woman thank me and telling me that help was on the way. But it was too late for me.
It was all black for a while, I don't know for how long but long enough for me to get bored, but that doesn't take a lot of time.
Then, suddenly everything turned white. A chalk white, and there weren't even shades or tones of it no , it was all the exact same chalk white .
The room I was suddenly in was small and it didn't have any windows. There were two chalk white wooden chairs on either side of a chalk white metal table and I was sitting in one of them, there was no door, just chalk white walls.
Then a man with dirty blonde hair and sunkissed skin came in through the wall like it was fucking normal ! He was wearing, surprise surprise a chalk white suit , from now on, I hate chalk white.
"Hello there!" He said, sounding way too happy to be human, "I am God," See? Not human, "Though you can call me whatever you want! Now, I often get bored, so a few millennia ago I began choosing people I found fascinating and reincarnating them into a world where I think they fit! And you, my little humanoid friend, have just been selected to be sent to the universe of One Piece!" I don't think he took one single breath while saying that and his smile was impossibly wide but somehow did not look psychotic… definitely magic going on there.
"Okay," What? Am I supposed to say something else? Am I supposed to go 'No! It can't be true!'? Well, fuck you I can do what I want!
He was quiet for a second and then let out a deep chuckle, "I knew you were a good choice! To make your other life easier you will remember everything from this life but the emotions will be muted so you don't feel like you need to get back there cuz that's impossible! And to make it more interesting for me, you will get three wishes, there is no time limit so go wild!" He then dragged out the empty chair and proceeded to sit down and give me a notebook and a pen…
Well, time to plan I guess.
"Wait, will I have a weak body in this world?" I asked, some got to keep their bodies "strength" in fanfics and I really don't want that…
"Is that one of your wishes?" He asked smirking, obviously knowing it wasn't.
" No . Unless I say 'My whatever wish is…' then it is not a wish!" I answered, already wanting to get out of here.
"Then no, you will be born in a new body and if you have a weak body that just means that biology chose that for you!" I sighed in relief.
Okay, NOW let's start planning…
-30 minutes later…-
God, that took a long time to plan!
"Okay!" I said, finally ready to tell the newly nicknamed Mr. Whitey my wishes, "My first wish is that I will be fluent in any written or spoken language, meaning I will be able to speak, write, read and understand it myself." This would be very useful seeing as I won't have to learn Japanese and I will be able to read the poneglyphs, though that's just a bonus and I probably won't read them, seeing as I have no feeling of obligation to and I don't really feel like finding the One Piece.
"My second wish is that I will master all three types of haki, meaning armament, observation and conquers haki by the time I'm twelve." Good, I wanna make sure I will survive after all but not learn it at like, one that's too overpowered.
"And my third wish is that I will be able to store any and all of my memories, from this life and the new one, like a library in my mind, it will be impossible for me to forget things unless I want to!" Yeah, that all sounds all well and good.
Mr. Whitey was quiet throughout my whole speech and was now staring at me. Fuck, he can really be scary when he wants to.
"Yay! That already sounds really good! Are you ready to go now?" I paused to think, and I'm glad I did as I quickly added.
"As a request, can you make sure that I will have interesting parents at least?" I hope I'm not pushing my boundaries here…
"Oh honey," He said, his voice going down an octave or two making it sound creepily seductive, " You don't even have to ask. "
Aaaaand everything is black again…
And that is also when it hit me.
"HOLY VIRGIN MARY MOTHER OF SATAN'S LEFT NIPPLE, I'M GONNA BE REBORN INTO ONE PIECE !"
-2 Years later…-
I was standing on by the cliff side right outside of my home. Inside was the body of my mom (not mother because she was so much better than my old one who never deserved that title.) Who had just given birth to my little baby brother (who I knew I was going to love no matter what and he will love me back unlike my 'brother' from Before .) Who was now in my arms as we were waiting for our new grandpa (because I knew he would come eventually).
This was my life now, I don't regret a single thing and never will.
"Isn't that right, Ace?" I said looking down to the little baby in arms (who shouldn't be there because it's mom's job to carry the baby.) I only receive a gurgled giggle but I smiled nonetheless.
"Your brother is going to protect you no matter what. " The last part was said with such poison I'm almost sure I used some conquers haki but Ace giggled anyway because he knows he's safe with me.
Because I'm his brother because I'm Gol D. Kouki and I will make sure no one will ever hurt my little baby brother Ace, savvy?
