The Following Trailer Is Rated NM For No Mercy!


In an era when leading video game companies are becoming synonymous with greed, laziness, and a complete disregard for common sense, one game will rise as the undisputed winner of the 2018, "Laziest Piece Of Shit Of The Year Award".

Fallout 76!

Return to the iconic wasteland of the Fallout universe, filled with monsters, zombies, and bizarre abominations of nature and science. Only this time, you get to share it with hundreds of other identical people you don't care about, removing any sense of uniqueness and individuality, and reducing you to just another dumb asshole in a blue suit, and that was before they removed the NPCs.

When Vault 76 is opened and it's inhabitants let lose upon the world, the fate of the wasteland is in your hands… well, you and the hundreds of others cluttering up the landscape.

Fight your way through the horror that is West Virginia, where your deadliest enemies are not bloodthirsty zombies or radioactive beasts, but the innumerable glitches, bugs, hacks, and scandals that have made Fallout 76 one of the biggest video games memes of the year. From piss poor mechanics like consensual PVP and no NPCs, to in-game glitches like speed hacks, server crashes, and broken AI, to real world scandals like charging fans $80s for a plastic case of urine flavored coconut rum, and then back to the glitches when so-called "patches" bring back the bugs that were fixed over a month ago.

So strap on your guns, pop open some cola, and step into the buggiest online bastard of 2018, which hit such an all time f##king low that as of now, Gamestop is giving the game away for free, Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. My God, even Battlefield V didn't take that particular route to hell, and it shows no signs of stopping.

Starring:

The Digital Refund Scandal

The Nylon Bag Scandal

The Developer Room Scandal

The Nuka Dark Rum Scandal

The Leaked Customer Data Scandal


Fallout Bethesda Stock!

The sad truth is, the only people who came out on top with this game were the entrepreneurs who mastered the weapon cloning hacks and sold them for $5.00 apiece on Ebay. As the old saying goes, "A fool and his money are soon parted, and a lazy video game company and its money are parted even sooner."