The Following Trailer Is Rated NM For No Mercy!
From the country that has lost more wars than any other nation in history, comes a series that shows why the Avengers don't accept members from France.
Miraculous Ladybug!
Welcome to the famed city of Paris, which, conveniently, is not the filthy shithole that it is in real life. Meet Marinette, a normal, bumbling high school student. When a stereotypical old Asian man gives her a pair of magic earrings, she becomes the Ladybug, an unintimidating superhero with a stupid costume who wields a yo-yo (Only in France people, only in France).
Joining her is another superhero, Cat-Noir, who continually shows her up with a sweet costume and a kickass superpower that would allow him to wreck some serious shit were this not a French children's show.
Facing these two sterling examples of France's nonexistent potential is Hawk Moth, the only supervillian in Paris, because all the good supervillains moved to America or Japan years ago. Hawk Moth has the ability to turn losers with anger and/or confidence issues into supervillains. Unfortunately, his power is severely curtailed by the show's 22 minute runtime, meaning that he is limited to creating one supervillain per episode. It must suck to be the most powerful character in a superhero show, only to be castrated by the attention span of your target audience.
So soar into a show that, despite not offering anything of particular interest or value, still managed to carve out a niche for itself (Not that the bar for kid's entertainment is very high these days). And if the French CGI animation makes you hesitate, just remember that you could always go back to Berserk 2016.
Starring:
Pun Man- Adrien
Ladybug, Ladybug, fly away home- Marinette
One Episode Wonder- Hawk Moth
Master Roshi- Fu
Miraculous Tales of Marvel Rejects!
If you keep up to date with the news, then you are well aware that Paris is currently suffering from a massive influx of illegal immigrants, as well as a epidemic of public urination so widespread that the Paris police have created special units tasked with hunting down unlawful urinators. So, in keeping with the times, the creators of Miraculous Ladybug have announced a spin-off show, titled, "Tales of Captain Diversity & the Piss Patrol"!
