Prologue
We begin with a house. Currently someone is living in it, and he is evil. Evil has a name, and it is Evil. Evil Editor. Not that he has really bad editing skills, but that most stories, including this one, were written several times before publishing. And also he is evil. But for now, it doesn't matter, as he is temporarily leaving the house, renting it off through a service he runs. In any case he is leaving, and now people are moving in.
Moving In
The Titan-Mobile pulled up to the house, all nice and shiny. The car, that is. Beastboy and Cyborg got out to look at the house. "Dude!", said Beastboy, "This is going to be the best vacation ever!"
"Oh yeah!" said Cyborg, "Finally a break from beating up bad guys!"
"Dibs on the cool room!" said Beastboy, running towards the house.
"Hold on, there's a note on the door."
It reads: Dear guest, as you will discover this house is quite spacious Therefore we have allowed for several groups to reside here at the same time. We appreciate your cooperation.
"More people coming? Now that's odd."
"Dibs on the cool bed!"
The Others
Like two giant robot falling from the sky, two giant robots fell from the sky. Unit 0 and Unit 2 touched down at the house. Cyborg stared for a bit. "That's interesting," he said. The entry plugs popped out and opened up. Asuka and Rei climbed down, and the Evas were transported to an underground garage.
"What are you doing here?" asked Asuka angrily. "This is our place!"
"Hey hot stuff!" said Beastboy, "I was wondering if- OW!" Asuka had it him.
"You losers get lost!"
"Oh yeah, read this," said Cyborg, handing her the note.
"Hang on, this is in Japanese!" said Asuka, "Stupid 4th Wall! Rei, you read it!" Rei read it, which only made Asuka even madder. "Just stay out of my way!"
Naturally at this moment she was almost hit by a renegade Model T that in fact barely missed everyone until halting inches from the Titan Mobile. The doors were burst open showing that some people can't work out locks. Rossette and Chrono crawled out, apparently confused as to who was actually driving.
"Oh boy!" said Rossette, "We made it in one piece! Now for my well earned vacation!"
"Golly gee Rossette," said Chrono, "How did you get the seal to allow us to time travel?"
"I didn't! I just laced together a couple of recycled ideas, and drove the Ford into a magic circle at a recklessly high speed!"
"What kind of magic circle?"
"I can't remember!"
"Oh applesauce."
The four others watched this with horror/amazement. Cyborg summed it up pretty simply. "That's wack."
If you were ever addicted to the following anime, we salute you.
Everyone was getting settled in their rooms, with lapses of fighting over the ownership of said rooms, when a helicopter touched down and two people got off. Or, one person got off and the other was kicked out. Seto Kaiba, the obvious owner of the copter, stared ruthlessly at the two, mainly because one was Joey and not because the other was Bakura.
"Hey! What was dat for!" said Joey from the ground.
"Shut up. I'm giving you this vacation because it gets you out of my hair. Bakura, you have to look after him, and no evil stuff okay?"
"Evil?" said Bakura, "I'm not evil! The Millenium Ring was a present! It's not evil at all! Why does everyone think I'm evil!" He sobbed a little as Kaiba flew away angrily.
Joey was about to get up when he was run over by a bike. This caused the bike to buckle, throwing off it's passengers, and it crashed and clattered until it hit a wall, and stayed there, being stuck and beyond repair.
The two who had been on the bike now got up, one being a pissed off red headed teenage girl and the other a certain yellow rodent. Joey was screwed.
"My bike! It's ruined!" yelled Misty, "I hope you can afford a new one, because you're going to be in a world of hurt if you don't!"
"Money?" said Joey, "I had money, but then I spent it all on Duel Monster cards…"
"Pikachu, put it on his charge account."
"Pika-pika." Brrrzzt!
"Ow! What was that for?"
"Pikachu's gonna shock you until you can pay me back!
And so, these anime characters came together, and they became, the SUPER ANIME FRIENDS!
