A/N: YEAH WELL, I AM NOT DEAD YET. I was busy enjoying my real life, yes. -brick'd- And without further ado, let me start and embark on this huge project! Inspired by a similar fic in the Prince Of Tennis category.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Katekyo Hitman REBORN! Ditto for this chapter and the following 99 chapters.
The 100 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do In The Mafia
1. I shall not discuss about Hibari's parents.
It started with a question-a nondescript and innocent question that one would ask.
However, when the name 'Hibari Kyouya' was involved in a question, the seemingly nondescript, innocent little question would, more often than not, turn into a deadly one-and Yamamoto Takeshi was about to learn that extremely soon.
"Gokudera, what do you think about Hibari's parents?"
Cue a raised eyebrow.
"Why are you asking such a stupid question out of the blue? I am not interested in finding out what kind of parents that freaky, school loving fight maniac had," Gokudera replied flatly, taking a long drink out from his cup of coffee.
"Ahaha, I just thought about it-it's kind of interesting on how Hibari grew up to be who he is now-I wonder what kind of parents he had and what kind of environment he grew up in."
The Storm Guardian stared incredulously at the smiling Yamamoto. "...you are really an idiot."
"I think that H-Hibari-san must had a Kung Fu master for a dad and a Principal for a mother," a voice spoke out quietly from behind.
"....What. Cow, don't tell me you're actually participating in this retarded discussion."
Lambo smiled sheepishly.
"Hmm, that would make some sense," said Yamamoto thoughtfully. "Hibari learning all those fight moves and inheriting the love for fighting from his dad, and his love for school and discipline from his mom."
Gokudera let out a small snort. "I am more willing to bet that his parents are from the Chinese Mafia-now that's a more plausible reasoning."
"Gokudera-san, I thought you said this was a retarded discussion? So why are you joining in too?" Lambo innocently said.
"Shut up, you stupid cow. Do you want me to shove a bunch of lit explosives up your ass?"
"Guys, let's not fight within ourselves now-"
"I think Hibari must have grown up in a pet shop to the extreme!"
"Sasagawa?! Not you too!"
"Pet shop? That's somewhat logical-Hibari's parents owning a pet shop and Hibari growing up with all the dogs and cats...he must have learnt the phrase "I'll bite you to death" and fighting from the animals there-"
"That's right! HIBARI'S THE APLHA!"
"What exactly has anything to do with this, this 'discussion', you moron-"
"No no, wait a minute. Hibari-he loves fighting, has a thing for school and discipline, cute animals apparently come to him like how bees flock to honey, calls us 'herbivores'...I know! Hibari's father must had been a lover of nature and an animal trainer-"
"U-uh, Yamamoto-"
"-and his mother is a-"
"Y-Yamamoto-san-"
"-a very aggressive, spartan lady whose occupation is the head of the Chinese Mafia! There you go! Kid, what is it?"
"H-Hiba-Hiba-Hibari-san'sbehindyou!" Lambo squeaked out, his face whitening in fear.
Yamamoto turned around and came face to face with a very murderous looking Cloud Guardian.
"Ah, Hibari! Don't worry, we weren't saying anything bad about you or your parents-"
"Die, herbivores."
(And the trio ran around the Vongola compound all day long, with Hibari Kyouya behind their backs as they played out the violent version of 'Catch me if you can, Honey')
A/N: YEAH WELL. I am sorry if this was lame. D8 Constructive Critism is very much welcomed. Thank you for reading, though!
